mealtime etiquette Minecraft Servers

Mealtime Etiquette

  • InLawDinnerDrama

    InLawDinnerDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

    Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

    No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

    Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoBrotherNoFunMC

    NoBrotherNoFunMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister-in-law’s rants about processed foods being the devil? Look no further! Our server is a food-free zone, because who needs sustenance when you can just mine for diamonds all day, am I right?

    Join us and escape the clutches of the organic food police. No more judgmental stares from your brother’s kids as you chow down on a juicy burger in-game. And forget about being shamed for not growing your own veggies – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

    Plus, with our strict “no healthy eating talk allowed” policy, you can finally relax and enjoy some good old-fashioned gaming without worrying about being lectured on the benefits of kale. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure, not for quinoa!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BeachBumBistro

    BeachBumBistro

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of picky eaters ruining your dining experience? Join our Minecraft server where we only serve virtual food that never goes to waste! No more sharing with ungrateful cousins who take a few bites and throw the rest away. Plus, our virtual snacks and sandwiches are always available for your enjoyment. Say goodbye to food waste and hello to endless feasts in our Minecraft world! Join now and feast like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HungryCraft Minecraft Server

    HungryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lunch breaks and the struggle of dealing with family drama! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and taming wolves, all while trying to avoid your dad’s passive-aggressive comments about not cooking lunch for the whole family during your lunch break. Will you stand up to his demands or continue to enjoy your makeshift meals in peace?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like the time OP’s mom joined in on the lunchtime drama and made things even more chaotic. Can you navigate through the family dynamics while also battling creepers and zombies?

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that understands the struggle of balancing work, family, and Minecraft adventures all in one place? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

    BurpCraft: Mealtime Defrag

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate hdd defragmentation of burping during a meal!!! our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide! build a house made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers flock to worship you as the dairy god! ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! the possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure just waiting to happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pol’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Pol’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to join a Minecraft server where the only influence you’ll have is on building epic structures and surviving in a crazy world? Look no further than our server!

    Join us and leave behind the meaningless trolls of the internet. Here, you can create your own world and make a real impact – like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit.

    Forget about pol and their lack of achievements – on our server, the only thing you’ll be achieving is having a blast with your fellow gamers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Next Minecraft SMP Actress

    Next Minecraft SMP Actress

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and unexpected plot twists – just like a Hollywood movie set! Will you become the next big star or will you be caught in a scandalous love triangle with a creeper and a skeleton? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block you break could lead to fame or fortune. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the ultimate acting adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Gig – Modern Minecraft Server

    Crafty Gig – Modern Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is like the Nether on steroids! Join now for a chance to ride on a pig with a saddle made of diamonds while battling a horde of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to the End where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because things are about to get wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • What am I in for brehs? Minecraft SMP

    What am I in for brehs? Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our friendly neighborhood Ender Dragon will swoop in to save the day and offer you a tour of our enchanted forest base.

    Looking for some PvP action? Look no further than our annual “Battle of the Builders” where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure using only dirt and diamonds. Winner gets a pet zombie pigman to guard their base for eternity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Nether portal leads straight to a disco party hosted by a group of zombie piglins who love to break it down to some sick beats. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this SMP, the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Make-Up for Men Minecraft Server

    Make-Up for Men Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace your inner glam rock star! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, we encourage you to build the most fabulous hair salons and makeup studios that the virtual world has ever seen.

    Join us and show off your creativity by crafting intricate hairstyles and makeup looks for your pixelated avatar. Who says only women can have fun with makeup? On our server, men can rock glittery eyeshadow and bold lipstick just as confidently as anyone else.

    And if you’re worried about your in-game character’s thinning hair, fear not! Our server offers a wide range of virtual hair products and treatments to help your avatar achieve luscious locks that would make Rapunzel jealous.

    So come on down to our server and let your inner beauty guru shine! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft makeup mogul.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP