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VeggieVexedNoRebuildMeat

Anemia, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, dietary restrictions, fainting, family, food preferences, health concerns, home renovation, Hunger, labor intensive, light headed, Meals, meat, protein, protein deficiency, Remodeling, Siblings, vegan, VeggieVexedNoRebuildMeat

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise to provide you with all the protein-packed meals you need to keep you energized and ready to take on any building project!

Join us and never worry about fainting from lack of meat in your diet again. Our server is filled with delicious virtual meals that will keep you feeling strong and focused as you build and explore.

Plus, if you ever feel light-headed, just let us know and we’ll whip up a special meal just for you. We take care of our players like family, because we know that a well-fed player is a happy player.

So come join us on our server and enjoy the best virtual meals you’ve ever had. Who knew that Minecraft could be so delicious and nutritious?

DadCraft – No Visits Allowed!

aita, Allowed, Argument, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, dad, DadCraft, family, Father, Food, grudge, Meals, parenting, relationships, sharing, Son, stepmother, Sunday, visitation, Visiting, visits

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	180
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	175	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing food with your dad’s wife is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! We believe in fostering family bonds through apricot chicken and diamond mining.

Join us and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious meals for your stepmom, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with your Minecraft family?

Don’t let arguments over sharing food ruin your relationship with your dad’s wife – come join our server and show them how it’s done! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some rare loot to share with your virtual family. It’s a win-win situation!

ObsessedFood Minecraft Server

acquired taste, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary journey, delicacies, DISHES, DISLIKES, favorites, Flavors, Food, Gastronomy, Meals, Minecraft, ObsessedFood, Obsession, PALATE, Preferences, Server, SNACKS, Taste, Treats

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when they see you coming.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow year-round for your snacking pleasure. And don’t even get us started on the magical Potato Patch, where potatoes come in every flavor imaginable, from pizza to cotton candy.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with a new kind of food you never thought you’d love!

HangryCraft

biscuits and gravy, Communication, compromise, Cook, Cooking, craving, Dinner, family, HangryCraft, Hungry, husband, Marriage, Meals, nachos, responsibilities, sharing, shopping, Store, Upset, Wife

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you hungry like OP’s wife! Join us for some epic adventures and never-ending fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We have a special “Biscuits and Gravy” mini-game where you can hunt down ingredients in the virtual world to make your own delicious meal! – Our server is filled with cooking shows playing 24/7, so you’ll never have to miss out on your favorite food inspiration. – We offer swim classes in-game, so you can practice your strokes while exploring underwater caves and hidden treasures. – Our community is full of players who love to share responsibilities, just like OP and his wife (minus the drama)!

So come join us and never go to bed hungry again! Who needs real-life nachos when you can have virtual biscuits and gravy on our server? 😉

CookingMinecraftServer

Chef, Cooking, cooking techniques, CookingMinecraftServer, cuisine, Culinary, diet, DISHES, Flavors, Food, food culture, Food Industry, food preparation, food science, Gastronomy, ingredients, kitchen, Meals, nutrition, recipes, Taste

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can cook up a storm…literally! Our virtual kitchen is equipped with all the ingredients you need to whip up some delicious virtual meals. But here’s the catch – you can’t eat any of it! That’s right, cook to your heart’s content but leave your appetite at the door. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels and polygons? So come join us and show off your culinary skills in the most bizarre way possible!

HorribleCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, body image, Communication, Conflict, diet, dieting, extra sides, Fail, healthy, Horrible, HorribleCraft, Meals, Minecraft, partner, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-care, self-image, Server, Shape, Unhealthy, unhealthy extra

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like a sad salad-eating robot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we believe in indulging in all the unhealthy extras your heart desires!

Join us for a wild ride of virtual gluttony, where you can feast on pixelated pizza, gorge on digital donuts, and snack on blocky burgers to your heart’s content. Who needs a diet when you have a whole virtual world of delicious treats at your fingertips?

But beware, our server is not just about food – it’s also a place where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join in on the chaos as players argue over body image, diet choices, and who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a Minecraft chili pepper, come join us for a taste of the good life (and maybe a few unhealthy extras along the way). Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection waiting for you?

Hate2LoveEatsMC

acquired taste, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, DISHES, Favorite, Flavors, Food, FRUITS, growing up, Hate2LoveEatsMC, HATED, love, Meals, PALATE, taste buds, transformation, VEGETABLES

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Remember that one food you used to despise as a kid? Well, imagine if that food was actually a Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. This server started off as the most hated food in the world, but now it’s the most delicious place to play Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world made entirely out of that one food you used to hate. Dive into a sea of broccoli forests, climb mountains of brussels sprouts, and build your dream house out of mashed potatoes. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of dessert biomes filled with candy cane trees and marshmallow lakes.

But the best part? Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a giant burger who roams the land granting wishes to all who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that his patties are made of pure diamond, so gear up and prepare for the ultimate food fight.

So come on down to our server and rediscover your love for that one food you used to hate. Who knows, you might just find yourself craving a second helping of Minecraft fun!

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

creeper, cuisine, Cunt, Meals, serving, succulent

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Farms Harvested:	596
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

JustStorm Minecraft server

24/7 hosting, Active players, administration, application, Discord, Discord Channel, free pass, Minecraft, Online Map, paid hosting, private server, Project, Server, stylized chat, tab chat, Updates, Vanilla Survival, Version 1.21.1, voice chat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	2

Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

Features of our server:

– keeping vanilla survival on the server

– minecraft chat synchronization with discord

– voice chat

– online server map

– active and understanding administration

– unique styling of the tab chat and other things

We invite you to take part in our project!

To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

juststorm.aurorix.one

Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bans, border, building, captains, Discord, End.., FRIENDSHIPS, Hidden Structures, java, lives, LOSING, Mandatory, Map, Nether, Opposite team, Optional, Players, PvP, SHRINK, Shrinks.., structure, Structures, TEAM, team fighting, Warcraft, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
Server Info	5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures The border very slowly shrinks People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team. Nether and End banned 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team Teams will be picked by team captains
Discord	https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
Can I invite my friends to join my team?	Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
What happens if I run out of lives?	If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

blast, Bleeper, Bleeper explosion, bros, Chaos, Community safety, crime, Destruction, Detonation, disbelief, emergency, explosion, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Neighborhood, Police, Questioning, Server, shock, suspects, suspicious, Vandalism, who would do this

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Items Found:	8890	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Towns Built:	4
Crops Grown:	5359	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crops Grown:	4660
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	989	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Magic Items Found:	4403
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	4319	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!