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  • LeftoverCraft Minecraft Server

    LeftoverCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 5315
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Ores Mined: 7419 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than Lisa’s cooking!

    Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of roommate relationships and leftover food feuds. Will you be the hero who saves the day by turning old leftovers into a culinary masterpiece? Or will you be the villain who incites the wrath of Dave and Lisa by daring to serve up their uneaten meals at a party?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while carrying a plate of Lisa’s famous lasagna, you’ll unlock the ultimate power-up to rule the server.

    So come join us on this epic adventure filled with betrayal, friendship, and of course, delicious leftovers. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on our server!

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  • HatedVeggiesLuvSMP

    HatedVeggiesLuvSMP
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9588
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3

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    Remember that food you used to hate as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that turns all your least favorite foods into your new favorite! Join us and watch as your taste buds do a complete 180 and suddenly you can’t get enough of brussels sprouts and liver!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will only reveal its location to those who can do the chicken dance flawlessly.

    So come on, join us on this wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, and who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for foods you never thought you’d enjoy!

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  • FrySauceCraft

    FrySauceCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 2635
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Crops Grown: 9145 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Mines Excavated: 4175
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old ketchup and mayo on your fries? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special sauce called “Enderman Elixir” that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! Imagine dipping your fries in a sauce that gives you the power to teleport like an Enderman – talk about a spicy surprise!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to collect ingredients for the legendary “Creeper Curry” sauce, rumored to make your character explode with flavor (but not literally, we promise). Don’t miss out on the chance to spice up your Minecraft experience with our wacky condiment creations – because who needs ketchup when you have potions of potion sauce!

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  • FlourishCraft

    FlourishCraft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1033
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 790 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

    Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

    Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

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  • DadCraft: No More Parentifying!

    DadCraft: No More Parentifying!
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3644
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life responsibilities, just like Warren escaping from his uncle’s kids! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even some sneaky parenting tips from a 17-year-old Minecraft pro. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

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  • ForgetfulFriendsMC

    ForgetfulFriendsMC
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 5714
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2608 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Animals Bred: 175 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers,

    So, I (28M) have this buddy, let’s call him Dave (29M), who I’ve been mining with for ages. Dave has this hilarious habit of “forgetting” his diamond pickaxe every single time we go on a mining expedition. It’s been happening consistently for the past six months. I’ve lent him my pickaxe more times than I can count, and it was starting to get on my nerves. He never offers to enchant it or even acknowledges it.

    Dave is also the type of guy who brags about his new enchanted armor, fancy potions, and the dungeons he conquers. He’s constantly showing off, yet conveniently forgets his pickaxe when it’s time to mine. Last weekend, a group of us went on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon. Before we left, I noticed Dave had left his pickaxe on the ground in his house. Knowing his history, I grabbed it and put it in my inventory, just in case.

    As usual, when we reached the stronghold, Dave started patting his pockets and doing his usual “Oh no, I forgot my pickaxe again!” routine. This time, however, I was prepared. I pulled out his pickaxe and handed it to him with a grin. The rest of our party laughed, thinking it was a funny prank. But Dave’s face turned bright red, and he got really flustered. He started shouting at me, accusing me of embarrassing him on purpose and ruining our quest. It was super awkward, and the Endermen were staring at us.

    After a few minutes of heated exchange, Dave blurted out that he’s in debt to the Creeper Mafia and can’t afford to buy new gear. He said he was too embarrassed to tell us and was hoping we’d just keep lending him our stuff. Everyone went silent, and Dave stormed out of the stronghold.

    Now, our fellow gamers are split. Some say I was right to call him out because he was taking advantage of me. Others think I was a blockhead for embarrassing him publicly and that I should have talked to him privately.

    So, join our Minecraft server for epic adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected drama! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover your friend’s secret debt to the Creeper Mafia too!

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  • VeggieVexedNoRebuildMeat

    VeggieVexedNoRebuildMeat
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 7613
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Votes: 655
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4198 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise to provide you with all the protein-packed meals you need to keep you energized and ready to take on any building project!

    Join us and never worry about fainting from lack of meat in your diet again. Our server is filled with delicious virtual meals that will keep you feeling strong and focused as you build and explore.

    Plus, if you ever feel light-headed, just let us know and we’ll whip up a special meal just for you. We take care of our players like family, because we know that a well-fed player is a happy player.

    So come join us on our server and enjoy the best virtual meals you’ve ever had. Who knew that Minecraft could be so delicious and nutritious?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DadCraft – No Visits Allowed!

    DadCraft – No Visits Allowed!
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 5388
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing food with your dad’s wife is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! We believe in fostering family bonds through apricot chicken and diamond mining.

    Join us and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious meals for your stepmom, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with your Minecraft family?

    Don’t let arguments over sharing food ruin your relationship with your dad’s wife – come join our server and show them how it’s done! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some rare loot to share with your virtual family. It’s a win-win situation!

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  • ObsessedFood Minecraft Server

    ObsessedFood Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 6260
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Potions Brewed: 94
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

    Join us and you’ll discover a world where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when they see you coming.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow year-round for your snacking pleasure. And don’t even get us started on the magical Potato Patch, where potatoes come in every flavor imaginable, from pizza to cotton candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with a new kind of food you never thought you’d love!

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  • HangryCraft

    HangryCraft
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8014
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 113
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Star Shards Collected: 279

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never leave you hungry like OP’s wife! Join us for some epic adventures and never-ending fun!

    Reasons to join our server: – We have a special “Biscuits and Gravy” mini-game where you can hunt down ingredients in the virtual world to make your own delicious meal! – Our server is filled with cooking shows playing 24/7, so you’ll never have to miss out on your favorite food inspiration. – We offer swim classes in-game, so you can practice your strokes while exploring underwater caves and hidden treasures. – Our community is full of players who love to share responsibilities, just like OP and his wife (minus the drama)!

    So come join us and never go to bed hungry again! Who needs real-life nachos when you can have virtual biscuits and gravy on our server? 😉

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  • HustleCraft: Mine for Money!

    HustleCraft: Mine for Money!
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 2385
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Runes Activated: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 25
    Zombie Dances: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and only finding coal? Do you dream of a side hustle that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can make more diamonds than a wealthy villager with a monopoly on trading. Our server is so lucrative, even the Ender Dragon is investing in real estate here! So come on down and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft. Who needs a side hustle when you can make a fortune in our virtual world?

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  • AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase

    AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 3127
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 40 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

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    so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!

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  • Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!

    Evolution of Pigs and Llamas – A Minecraft server with all the bells and whistles! Join now on version 1.21 Java Edition!!
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 4518
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Crops Grown: 7392 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Gods Slained: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

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    Evo SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Evo SMP challenges the classic SMP meta and offers a unique evolving experience for players. The server is divided into continuously progressing eras, each opening new resources and gear for players to adapt and excel in any environment.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What is Evo SMP? Evo SMP is a Minecraft server that challenges the traditional survival multiplayer meta by focusing on player evolution and adaptation.
    How is Evo SMP different from other SMP servers? Evo SMP emphasizes skill and strategy over automatic resource farming and wealth accumulation. Players must adapt to different eras and environments to thrive.
    What can players do on Evo SMP? Players have the freedom to form groups, factions, engage in wars over limited resources, build cities, and participate in special challenges and treasure hunts.
    How often do eras change on Evo SMP? Each era introduces new resources and gear, and as the meta changes, the strongest players are redefined.
    How can I join Evo SMP? You can join Evo SMP by connecting to the server IP and joining the Discord community for updates and announcements.

    Can you keep up? Discord: https://discord.gg/vEyhkdgppU

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyJew Minecraft Server

    CraftyJew Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 9355
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Crops Grown: 3000
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 213 Infernal Machines Built: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP

    ConscriptCarnageMistress Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 6551
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dimension Hops: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery behind why our fearless leader ordered all those poor conscripts to die while she lounged in her cozy bunker, sipping on a fancy potion. Maybe she just really hates creepers and wanted to use them as bait, who knows? But one thing’s for sure, this server is full of drama and intrigue that will keep you on your toes (or hooves if you’re a horse). Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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  • BlameCraft Minecraft Server

    BlameCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 6927
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling squabbles, passive-aggressive text messages, and fruit fly infestations.

    Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner troll.

    Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual drama, where wiping a toddler’s bottom and taking out the trash become epic quests. Who knew that folding wipes and throwing them in the kitchen trash could lead to such intense family dynamics?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you explore our server filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, when life gives you fruit flies, just take out the trash and post a snarky photo in response – because that’s how we roll in this crazy Minecraft world!

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  • Pay4UrKidsMess

    Pay4UrKidsMess
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 4319
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Falling into the Void: 0
    Votes: 8745 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and join a world where running wild is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival!

    Imagine a world where kids can play peel a boo with shelves without consequences, where knocking over a case of soda leads to epic adventures instead of clean-up duty.

    Join us and unleash your inner child as you explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities. And don’t worry about accidents – we don’t believe in consequences here!

    So come on in and let loose, because on our server, the only thing you’ll have to pay for is a good time!

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  • FantasyCraftMC

    FantasyCraftMC
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 4707
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest non-sexual fantasies!

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding, and you can ride on the back of a majestic llama through fields of rainbow-colored grass. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Carrot of Destiny, battle against evil zombie chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and participate in wacky mini-games like “Twerk-off with the Ender Dragon” and “Hot Potato with a TNT block.”

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a magical food item that gives you the power to build anything you can imagine with just a snap of your fingers. And rumor has it that hidden deep within the depths of our server lies a secret disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even spot Steve doing the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your non-sexual fantasies run wild in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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  • PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

    PutinCraft: Baku Bound!
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5842
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Magic Items Found: 8521 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 51 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

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