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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 923 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 327214 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.
So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.
