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ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

Binge Eating, body image, body positivity, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, emotional eating, fat, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, obese, overweight, self esteem, self improvement, self loathing, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecating, Server, Unhealthy, weight issues, weight loss

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Love Letters Sent:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of skinny bitches running around in Minecraft, making you feel like a chunky monkey? Well, fear not my fellow chonky gamers, because on our server, being a fat fuck is celebrated! We have custom skins that make your character look like a giant blob of lard, waddling around and crushing everything in its path. Join us for epic battles where the only rule is: the bigger the belly, the better! Embrace your inner chunk and join our server today!

DFT SMP – Discord FapCraft

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, explicit content, FapCraft, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, loving housewife, naughty fantasies, post tags, previous, Roleplay, sexual desires, smp, taboo topics, Talk

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride where we talk about our fetishes, post tags that will make you blush, and even have special “jerk off” challenges.

In our loving housewife edition, you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are more interested in your secrets than blowing up your house. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always causing mischief and mayhem.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun – join /dft/ today and see what all the fuss is about!

ExHusbandExcluded Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delivery room, Divorce, emotional distress, ex husband, ExHusbandExcluded, family, Labor, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationships, separation, Server, Support

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	49	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any ex drama following you around.

Imagine a world where you can block your ex and their family members with just a click of a button. No more annoying messages or guilt trips about not letting them into your virtual delivery room. On our server, you’re the boss, and you can control who enters your virtual space.

So why join our server? Because we understand the struggles of dealing with exes and their drama. We offer a drama-free zone where you can focus on building your dream world without any distractions. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where you can block your ex’s mom and sister with just a few clicks?

Join us now and leave all your ex-related troubles behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a drama-free virtual paradise. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CarCraftin’ Sis Struggles

borrow my car, CarCraftin, Commute, coordinating, driving skills, fender benders, freedom, new job, parents, property protection, Protective, public transportation, save up, selfish, Sis, sister, Struggles, Trust, Understanding, unreasonable, work hours

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and car borrowing requests? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream car out of blocks! No need to worry about your sister crashing it or your parents getting involved – just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can drive your blocky car wherever you want without having to coordinate with anyone else. So come join us and leave the car borrowing drama behind!

QuirkyCraft SMP: Weird Habits

bizarre customs, bizarre habits, eccentric behaviors, eccentric practices, habits, odd behaviors, odd rituals, offbeat practices, peculiar habits, peculiar idiosyncrasies, peculiar mannerisms, quirky habits, quirky tendencies, QuirkyCraft, smp, strange behaviors, strange quirks, unconventional habits, unique rituals, unusual habits, unusual routines, weird, weird habits, weird tendencies

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6319	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the weirder your habits, the better!

We once had a player who would only mine diamonds while standing on one foot and reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. And let’s not forget about the guy who built a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat as his base.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, embrace your weirdness and join us on the craziest SMP out there!

DreamCraft – Where the bizarre becomes reality!

BIZARRE, bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream exploration, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream reflection, dream sharing, dream storytelling, dream symbolism, dream world, DreamCraft, lucid dreaming, odd dream scenarios, outlandish visions, Reality, strange dream, subconscious thoughts, surreal experience, unusual sleep experiences, vivid dreams

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1508
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	282
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for a wild ride of epic proportions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

PokrovskCraft: Where Kids and Adults Survive Together!

Adults, children, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, Donetsk oblast, eastern europe, emergency relief, evacuation, governor, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Kids, Military, Pokrovsk, PokrovskCraft, Refugees, russia, Safety, SURVIVE, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	9379
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got 38,000 peeps trapped in Pokrovsk and 1,900 lil kiddos who need ur help to escape from the evil russians closing in on them. u gotta build them a secret underground tunnel to safety and battle off the russian invaders with ur diamond sword. save the town and become a hero in our server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs for u to ride around on. join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

XPO1 Smackdown: Cancer vs. Killer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell activation, cell destruction, cell hijacking, cell recognition, cells, Disease treatment, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, Killer, killer cell activation, medical breakthrough, natural killer cells, protein, protein targeting, SmackDown, XPO1

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on our server, we got natural killer cells that will instinctively attack any cancer cells tryna grow and take over the land!

we got this protein called XPO1 that can be hikacked (yeah, we spelled it wrong on purpose, it’s funnier that way) to activate even more killer cells to destroy the disease. it’s like a whole new level of fighting off the bad guys in minecraft!

join our server and help us take down cancer, one block at a time! plus, we have a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies. yeah, you heard that right. come join the fun and save the world from cancer, one lol at a time!

Duce’s SMP: Where even the pixels are over 18!

+18, 2013, 40s players, apply, Community Based, Discord, Duces, hermitcraft, large community builds, mid 20s, Mindcrack, MindCrack inspired, Mini Games, nether hubs, pixels, playing together, Saturday start, slow play style, smp, town halls, Vanilla, Village, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Alien Abductions:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	Since 2013
Player Age Range	Mid 20s to 40s
Play Style	Slow and community-based
Main Focus	Large community builds

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Please apply in our discord: https://discord.gg/MvEM9NzfHt
What type of builds are common on the server?	Large community builds such as nether hubs, town halls, and mini games are common
Is the server active and populated?	Yes, we have a dedicated player base with a range of ages

BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server

BlockyBobs, character abuse, gaming history, gamon, long tail tags, Minecraft, mistreated characters, Server, video games

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of seeing poor Gamon getting beaten up in World of Warcraft? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Gamon is the ultimate hero! He’s the king of the server, riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig and slaying dragons with a single punch. Join our server and witness the epic saga of Gamon as he takes on the forces of evil and becomes the ultimate champion of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet dragon of your very own. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the legend of Gamon!