First off, we have a strict rule against killing clueless immigrants. Instead, we encourage you to hunt down and eliminate those pesky leftists who voted for them. It’s like a twisted game of political whack-a-mole!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is a haven for all things wild and wacky. We’ve got players with more stupid tattoos than you can count, piercings in places you didn’t even know could be pierced, and hair colors that would make a rainbow jealous. And don’t even get me started on the fashion choices – let’s just say flamboyant is an understatement.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as insane as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just watch out for those leftists… they’re a sneaky bunch.
With our server, you can lock your virtual room and keep out anyone you don’t want in. No more sharing beds with your stepmom’s family or dealing with unwanted guests. Plus, if anyone tries to take your virtual room keys, you can simply ignore them and go about your day.
Join now and create your own virtual sanctuary where you can escape real-life drama and have complete peace and privacy. Don’t let family conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join our server and build your own perfect world!
Join us and you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who will bake you virtual cakes and protect you from creepers. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect player two? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wives who control the diamond economy and have the power to ban griefers with just a snap of their fingers.
So come join us and see if you can find your perfect Minecraft wife – just be prepared for some intense diamond mining competitions and building challenges along the way!
Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness as we take you on a journey through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From giant chickens that shoot lasers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server also offers therapeutic benefits for your mental health. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and let the soothing sounds of exploding creepers calm your nerves. Feeling anxious? Build yourself a cozy little house and watch as it gets blown up by a pack of rampaging llamas. It’s the perfect way to release all that pent-up tension!
So come join us on our server and let your inner crazy out. Who knows, you might just find that the key to true happiness was a pixelated pig all along.
but get this, the scientists on this server have figured out how to turn giant panda skin cells into stem cells. stem cells, dude. you know, the ones that can become any kind of cell in the body? yeah, those ones.
now, why would you wanna join this server, you ask? well, imagine being able to breed more giant pandas with these super special stem cells. you could have an army of giant pandas at your disposal, ready to take on any creepers or zombies that come your way.
so, if you’re into pandas, science, and all things epic, then you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to create the ultimate giant panda army and rule the server with bamboo in hand.
CrypticBeds is a BedWars server where both premium and cracked clients can play and enjoy. This server offers a unique experience, with many new gamemodes coming soon.
crypticbeds.fun:40021
| Season | Season 2 |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | 07/06/24 |
| IP Address | Play.Supernaluna.Com |
Greetings from the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for new players to embark on epic journeys with us. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an avid explorer, or just like to hang out, our server has something for everyone.
Visit Discord: https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr
For any questions, contact “xMoniarty#7292” on discord.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, anyone is welcome to join our server! |
| Are there any specific rules to follow? | Yes, please refer to the Important Rules section above for our server rules. |
| What plugins do you have on the server? | We have various plugins including McMMO, Economy, Jobs, and more. For a full list, visit our Discord server. |
| Can I contact someone for help? | You can contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord for any questions or assistance. |
