Imagine a place where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone defrosting shrimp next to your crafting table. Dive into our server and leave the real world behind, where you won’t have to argue about food safety or spend $600 on questionable meat.
So come join us and let’s build a world where defrosting on the counter is just a distant memory. Who needs real groceries when you can feast on virtual blocks and pixels? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master on our server!
Imagine a world where your virtual family can go on walks together after dinner, just like in real life! Build a virtual salad bar for your kids to enjoy, and watch them grow stronger and healthier with every bite.
But beware, there are challenges along the way, like the temptation of carb-loading dance teams and snack-crazed villagers. Will you stand strong and stick to your healthy eating plan, or will you give in to the sugary temptations of the virtual world?
Join us on this epic quest to answer the age-old question: AITA for forcing my whole family to eat healthy? Only on our Minecraft server, where healthy living meets hilarious adventures!
On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are always ready to share a meal and a laugh. Whether you’re a picky eater like Sara or just looking for some good company, you’ll feel right at home here.
And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden allergy to preservative foods that’s been holding you back from fully enjoying the Minecraft experience. Join now and let the culinary adventures begin!
Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?
So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
Join us for a chance to ride on a pig while wearing a tutu, battle giant chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But the real reason you should join our server? Well, let’s just say that owning a girl here comes with some…interesting perks. Aside from having an ass to fill every morning (yes, you read that right), you’ll also get a personal chef who cooks only the finest virtual food and a bodyguard who will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come your way.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some virtual earplugs.
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| Overview |
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| HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! |
| Question | Answer |
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| Does the server ever reset? | The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. |
| Are there pay-to-win paid perks? | No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks. |
| What are some features of the server? | Resource worlds (resets monthly), Live map, Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech, Pet system, Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy, Land Claiming, mcMMO, Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc, Marriage plugin, /wild (random teleport) command, Leaderboards with a wide range of categories. |
| What are some technical details of the server? | Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia, Uses Purpur, Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback, Difficulty = Hard, Main world is 90,000 * 90,000, No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, and the like. |
| Where can I find more information? | Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net, Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net, Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules, IP: play.hearthcraft.net, Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net |
Once upon a time, there was a player named Jani-kun who stumbled upon our server. Little did he know, he was about to embark on the most hilarious adventure of his life. From building a rollercoaster that launched players into outer space to battling giant chickens in epic boss fights, Jani-kun never had a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Owari da, a mystical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to dance-offs. Yes, you heard that right. Dance-offs. And if you can out-dance Owari da, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Owari da, jani-kun!
I hope you like the server when you log in.
There are many varieties such as – custom Warps, Kits, Ranks, Coins, Crate Keys, Koth(King of the hill), Daily rewards and many more things that you can see by logging into the server!
I hope you have a great time, and don’t forget to vote for our winner and win some cool prizes! – /vote inside the server!
45.138.48.102:25918
| Server Age | 3 months old |
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| Features | Exploration-centered modpack, built-in economy, Discord chat integration |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is Complexity SMP? | It is a Minecraft server with a modpack focused on exploration and quality of life improvements. |
| How old is the server? | Complexity SMP is 3 months old. |
| What mods are included in the modpack? | Mods such as Alex’s Caves, Create, Cataclysm, Iron’s Spells, and many more are included. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by first joining the Discord server and following the instructions there. |
| Is there an active community on the server? | Yes, Complexity SMP has a tight-knit and active community of players. |
1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably.
3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant floating donut in the sky. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon!
4. The villagers on our server have formed their own mafia and will trade rare items for emeralds…or else.
5. Our staff team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their deadly claws and ninja skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join >baitable Lees today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!
| Java IP | 37.10.122.12:25984 |
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| Bedrock IP | 37.10.122.12 PORT 25984 |
| Discord | https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU |
Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish factions/smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!, a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we’ve have it all, honestly I’m terrible at writing so if you would try our place out
| Question | Answer |
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| How long has the server been running? | The server has been running for a couple of months. |
| What can players expect on the server? | Players can expect a standard survival server with factions/smps, pvp, a nice atmosphere, and a small yet friendly community. |
| Are there any towns on the server? | Yes, there are a couple of towns on the server. |
| What can players buy at the spawn shop? | Players can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, a starter kit, experimental skills, and more complex items sold by player-owned shops. |
| Are there any special plugins on the server? | Yes, there are community-requested plugins like faster minecarts, a brewery, an rp sit feature, and other random plugins. |
