meal plan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DietCraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, dairy free, diet, DietCraft, gluten free, Healthy Eating, high protein, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, Plant-Based, portion control, smp, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole Foods

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Items Found:	7379	Zombie Dances:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear. The admins are like, total legends and they give out diamonds like it’s candy on Halloween. And the mobs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the mobs. They wear top hats and monocles and they drop enchanted golden apples like it’s their job.

But wait, there’s more. The spawn area is like a giant disco party, with villagers breakdancing and chickens doing the macarena. And the best part? The food in this server is next level. Like, you can eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and never gain a single pound. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and live your best blocky life, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

CraftyCarbCraze

balanced diet, clean eating, CraftyCarbCraze, dairy free, diet, FITNESS, gluten free, Healthy Eating, intermittent fasting, Keto, low carb, meal plan, mindful eating, nutrition, Paleo, portion control, sustainable diet, vegan, Vegetarian, weight loss, Whole30

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss program disguised as a Minecraft server!

Join us and watch those pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers. Our server is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra calories in no time!

And if you’re looking for a more balanced diet, don’t worry – we have a farm full of virtual carrots and potatoes for you to munch on while you build your epic castle.

So say goodbye to boring diets and hello to our insane Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind (in a good way)!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Argument, AUTHORITY, college dining services, college expenses, Communication, DAUGHTER, dorms, Fix it, food card, HangryCraft, Harsh, Hunger, meal plan, Minecraft, MONEY, phone calls, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, skipping meals, Spouse, Walmart

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8065
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of college life…like dealing with a bent food card! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the stress of real life and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your food card not working because we provide unlimited virtual food for all players. No need to deal with dining services or anxiety-inducing phone calls – just grab a virtual snack and keep on crafting!

But beware, if you don’t handle your in-game responsibilities, like gathering resources and building shelters, you might find yourself in a hunger-induced argument with your virtual parents. Don’t let your virtual family down – join our server and show them you can handle anything life (or Minecraft) throws at you!

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a hilarious and chaotic journey filled with virtual food, virtual responsibilities, and virtual drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

SoupShakeDiabetesRemix

800 calorie diet, diabetes management, diabetes remission, diabetes treatment, dieting, health, lifestyle change, low-calorie meal replacement, meal plan, meal replacement products, Medical research, Milkshakes, nutrition, Remission, snack bars, soup and shake diet, soups, SoupShakeDiabetesRemix, type 2 diabetes, UK study, weight loss

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Animals Bred:	167
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN 800-CALORIE-A-DAY DIET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS. JOIN AND GET PUT INTO REMISSION FROM BORING SERVERS. WE GIVE YOU LOW-CALORIE FUN WITH SOUP, SHAKE, AND SNACK BAR MINI-GAMES. AFTER 3 MONTHS, YOU’LL BE IN REMISSION FROM LAME SERVERS. BY 12 MONTHS, 32% OF PLAYERS ARE LIVING THEIR BEST MINECRAFT LIVES. COME JOIN THE CRAZY FUN!

NomNomCraft

animal nutrition, balanced diet, dietary choices, feeding habits, food consumption, food for thought, Food Industry, food sustainability, health benefits, Healthy Eating, human diet, human food, Long-term Health, meal frequency, meal plan, NomNomCraft, nutrition, pet diet, pet food, pet health, sustainable eating

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	243280
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, fam, do you ever get tired of eating boring old human food? Well, on this lit Minecraft server, we got a wacky twist for ya! Imagine eating “human food” like it’s pet food, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe and healthy. Just chow down on that three times a day and you’ll be as strong as a diamond sword in no time! Join us for some crazy culinary adventures and see if you can survive on this wild diet. Who needs regular food when you can have “human food” instead? Come join the madness today!

CraftyCuisine Minecraft Server

Country, CraftyCuisine, cuisine, culinary practices, culinary traditions, Cultural, diet, dietary customs, dietary preferences, eating habits, Food, food choices, food culture, food habits, Gastronomy, local dishes, meal patterns, meal plan, Minecraft, nutrition, regional cuisine, Server, Traditional

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4126	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in your country? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats for you to feast on! From diamond-encrusted cake to creeper-shaped cookies, your taste buds will never be bored again!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and even participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and wacky?

So if you’re ready to spice up your virtual diet and embark on some crazy culinary adventures, join our server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for turning dirt blocks into chocolate bars…or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisSwap Minecraft Server

access to a car, Cheap, cleaning, dorms, education, family friend, Food, free babysitting, help around the house, Housing, International student, meal plan, Minecraft, Server, SisSwap, sister’s room, social life, Summer job, Transportation, tutoring, UNFAIR, University, vindictive

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s living situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, entitlement, and sibling rivalry that will make you forget about your own family drama.

Just like the free room and board Lanie got, our server offers freebies galore – from unlimited resources to access to rare items that will make your friends green with envy. And just like Lanie’s summer job money, you can earn in-game currency to splurge on the coolest gear and upgrades.

But beware, just like Lanie’s sister, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be the hero like Maria, who saves the day and wins everyone’s hearts? Or will you be the villain like Lanie, causing chaos and drama at every turn?

Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the craziness and come out on top. Who needs a summer job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

BrokeBois Minecraft Server

BROKE, BrokeBois, coupon scam, determination, employment, family, finance, Financial Stability, Financial Success, hard work, income, Junkies, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunities, POVERTY, Server, Siblings, Struggle, success, upbringing, wealth, Weed

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of being broke in Minecraft when it’s so easy to make money? Well, look no further than our server! Just like how I went from coupon scamming and selling weed to making bank in finance, you too can level up your virtual wallet in no time.

Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.

So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!

Crafter’s Library Minecraft Server

C syntax, C++ Programming, coding, coding advancement, coding journey, coding knowledge, coding proficiency, computer science, Crafters, learning, library, library functions, Minecraft, programming, programming basics, programming concepts, Programming Languages, programming libraries, programming skills, Progression, Server, skills development, Software Development, software engineering

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take you from C syntax toddler to fluent adult in no time! Forget about boring tutorials and textbooks, on our server, you’ll learn the ins and outs of coding through epic quests and challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild bug appears! Use your C syntax skills to debug the situation and continue on your quest. But be careful, there are trolls lurking in the chat ready to test your knowledge at every turn.

Join us on this wild ride of learning and laughter, where you’ll level up your coding skills while building the craziest creations in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a coding master in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

DocCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, Diagnosis, Disease, DocCraft, Doctor, health, Healthcare, Hospital, Illness, know, Medical, medical facts, Medicine, Minecraft, Prevention, prognosis, Recovery, Server, surgery, Treatment, Truth, wellness, wish

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5803	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and discover the shocking medical truth that will make you wish you never knew it in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where players can conduct experiments on mobs to create crazy new creatures. Want a pig with wings? How about a zombie that shoots fireballs? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come join us and uncover the medical truths that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you on our server.

NoWayCraft

Astonishing, BIZARRE, Can’t be real, eXtraordinary, hard to believe., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, NO WAY, NoWayCraft, out of this world, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unfathomable, UNIMAGINABLE, unthinkable.., UNUSUAL

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	4249	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	77

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a diamond helmet and singing “Old Town Road”? Well, get ready to experience all that and more on our Minecraft server! We’ve got so many crazy and wacky moments that will make you question reality itself. Join us and become part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TankerTrouble: Iran vs US

50 million, compensation, Conflict, Energy Sector, Geopolitics, global trade, international relations, iran, Iran releases, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, oil cargo, OIL INDUSTRY, Oil prices, oil tanker, political tensions, sanctions, SEIZING, TankerTrouble, U.S sanctions, WORTH..

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Enchantments Applied:	228
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, u join and u get to be a pirate like iran seizing oil tankers for compensation 😂😂 sail the high seas and steal all the oil u want, build ur own oil empire and become the richest player on the server 💰💰 join now for a wild ride of piracy and chaos, u won’t regret it! ⛵💣 #oilpirates #minecraftmadness

SelfActualizeMC

acceptance, basic needs, Human Behavior, lasting acceptance, Maslow’s hierarchy, meaningful acceptance, personal growth, Psychology, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-fulfillment, self-realization, SelfActualizeMC, social acceptance

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

join dis server if u wanna reach ur peak self-actualization, cuz who needs friends when u can just be ur best self, amirite? we got diamond armor for days and creepers that give u compliments instead of exploding. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. so come on down and level up ur self-esteem while mining for diamonds. u won’t regret it… probably.

ZiggyCraft Minecraft Server

Bonding, Communication, Connection, empowerment, encouragement, family, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, not like this, relationships, Server, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Support, Trust, Understanding, Unity, Women, Ziggersisters, ZIGGYCRAFT

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, the Ziggersisters have taken over and they’re not messing around!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to prank your friends? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But beware, the Ziggersisters are always watching, ready to throw a curveball your way when you least expect it. So if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of laughs, come join us on our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back…muahaha!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

art, DivineCraft, Fan, favourite game, games, GOD, judgemental, love, Minecraft, nudes, Opinions, passionate, perv, Pics, piss, Platform, Server, sex, sharing, social media, Steamy, Sweaty, twitter

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

>Are you a fan of Minecraft? Well, get ready for a server that takes gaming to a whole new level – literally! Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! >But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground club where players can show off their best dance moves and party like it’s 1999! >And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – we have a special potion in the game that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas! That’s right, you’ll be boogieing down with llamas in no time! >So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Just remember to leave your judgement at the door, because on this server, anything goes – even nudes!

DeathCraft Minecraft Server

Adrenaline Rush, brush with death, brush with disaster, brush with mortality, close call, dangerous situation., DeathCraft, Experience, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, INTENSE, life changing, life flashing before my eyes, life-threatening, Minecraft, miraculous escape, near-death, Server, Shocking.., Survival, Terrifying, thankful to be alive, traumatic event

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	114
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you, ready to blow you to smithereens? Well, on our server, we have creeper-proof armor that will make you invincible to those green menaces! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our crazy world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and experience the most intense near-death experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

ExBlocksWithBenefits

communication problems, different priorities, Emotional distance, ExBlocksWithBenefits, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, growing apart, incompatibility, lack of chemistry, lack of commitment, lack of connection, lack of effort, lack of respect, lack of support, loss of interest, personality differences, reasons for breakup, relationship issues, trust issues, unresolved conflicts

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4175
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Tired of dealing with your ex’s drama and need a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone nagging you about leaving the toilet seat up. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more plentiful here than your ex’s excuses for not doing the dishes. So why waste your time on someone who couldn’t even remember your birthday when you could be crafting epic adventures with us? Join now and say goodbye to relationship drama, and hello to creepers blowing up your stuff instead!