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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2047 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.
But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉