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Minecraft SMP: TickleMyIZombie

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant potato statues to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your rightful riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected…

QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

Quote4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Quote4U, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3886
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1698	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Votes:	3883	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchantments Applied:	218
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Animals Bred:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	1947	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Void Gems Collected:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Farms Harvested:	499
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.