So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!
But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!
So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!
Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!
But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Build the biggest, baddest castle in alllll of Minecraft and flex on your friends like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and spawning unicorns at the drop of a hat. You’ll never be bored with our endless events and competitions, where the prizes are so epic, you’ll be like, “Is this real life?!”
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly (literally), creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server is like a cross between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a psychedelic dream – you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja chickens, a roller coaster that takes you on a whirlwind tour of the entire server, and a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where cows rule the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!
IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR BESTIES AND FEELING SO MUCH EMPATHY TOWARDS EACH OTHER THAT YOU CAN LITERALLY READ THEIR MINDS. THAT’S RIGHT, WE GOT THAT SEROTONIN FLOWING LIKE A RIVER IN OUR SERVER.
SO, IF YOU WANNA FEEL ALL WARM AND FUZZY INSIDE WHILE CRAFTING AWAY, JOIN US! WE’RE BASICALLY THERAPEUTIC FOR YOUR SOUL. PTSD? AUTISM? WE’LL FIX IT ALL WITH SOME BLOCKY BUILDING FUN.
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET THE SEROTONIN PARTY BEGIN!
we got all dem happy faces and angry faces poppin’ off, makin’ yo brain light up like a christmas tree. ain’t no neutral faces here, just pure emotion runnin’ wild. so come on down and join dis crazy ride, where every block you break gonna make you feel alive. disco balls and glow sticks not included.
Welcome to Aetherium MC, the revival of an old server dating all the way back to 2010. The server is wants to provide a pleasant, hassle free survival experience with a strong focus on community projects and builds. We have a standard ruleset, like no griefing, no stealing, no floating trees… We’re looking to build and maintain a fun community of people who love minecraft like we do, everyone from around the world is welcome even though the server is located in Estonia (Europe). See you soon!
aetherium.eu
a survival server with whitelist. it is only intended for people who sit at A’hum.
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37.97.213.99
War&Eco is a server base on Economy War and Peace. Rule your own nation with might! This server includes Economy War Peace Brewery. This server is intended for people aged 13+. This server is not for little kids, or people that will get mad fast. Improve server experience by joining the discord.
warandeco.xyz
BoomcraftDK is a newly reopened danish Homehosted Hub server that doesn’t search for staff members at the moment and doesn’t give out free ranks to people, ops Strangers or give them creative game mode, now you know. So if it’s that you are going for, please don’t join the server and find someone else’s server to ask for that, other rules are written at the Hub of the server as global rules and on the website: http://www.boomcraft.dk/bungeerules.php
mc.boomcraft.dk
An OP prison server like you have never seen before. Brand new server with riveting gameplay! Join today to start your prison break adventure! IP: Pixelprison.site
51.81.227.49
play.dftowny.com.tr
ShiokCraft is a semi-vanilla server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas.
Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. There is no pay-to-win elements too. This means all donor perks can be obtained simply by voting!
If you’re looking for a friendly and chill environment to play in, or a server with an active Discord, then we are the one that you’ve been looking for. Additionally, the server is new so map is fresh with lots of room for exploration.
Come join us today!
Server IP: play.shiokcraft.com Server Discord: https://discord.gg/ZXEFDvk
play.shiokcraft.com
Survival with friends No donation best server administration and much more.
MineKruz.aternos.me
Welcome to SpliveGamer’s Minecraft Server! Our server is an Indian-based community where players can enjoy a pure and authentic Minecraft experience. We prioritize the essence of survival and creativity without the inclusion of an economy system.
Server Features:
– Active Gameplay: Our server is live and active, with players online regularly, ensuring an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience.
– Survival Mode: Immerse yourself in the survival mode, where you can gather resources, build your own base, and embark on thrilling adventures.
– Community Events: Join our regular community events, such as building competitions, treasure hunts, and mini-games, to showcase your skills and have fun with other players.
– Dedicated Hosting: Our server is hosted on reliable infrastructure, ensuring smooth gameplay and minimal downtime.
– Anti-Griefing Measures: We have implemented strict measures to prevent griefing and ensure a safe environment for all players. Your builds and creations will be protected.
– Friendly Community: Our server boasts a friendly and welcoming community, where players can collaborate, share knowledge, and enjoy playing together.
Join us today and experience the true essence of Minecraft on SpliveGamer’s Minecraft Server. Let your creativity soar, forge alliances, and embark on memorable adventures. We look forward to seeing you in the game!
splivegamer.mcpocket.net:25569
Welcome to JailMC, the ultimate prison experience in Minecraft!
Unique gameplay: Mine, trade, and rise through the ranks.Engage in strategy as you navigate the depths for resources.Master the economy through trading and investments.
Climb the ranks, unlock privileges, and prestige for rewards.Explore a meticulously designed prison filled with secrets. Connect with inmates in a friendly and active community.
Participate in events from mining challenges to building contests.Enjoy strict security and dedicated staff for a fair experience.
Join JailMC and redefine your path from captivity to dominance!
play.jailmc.net