| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2275 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8025 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 119 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
But that’s not all – we have close ties with Pakistan, the only Muslim country with nukes. Turkey even builds warships and exports weapons to them, so you know we mean business on this server.
And if that’s not enough excitement for you, Turkey is getting more involved in African countries with large uranium deposits. Who knows what kind of adventures and treasures await you as you explore our server?
Join now for a truly explosive Minecraft experience – just don’t forget your radiation suit!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9094 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 165 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in the sky when suddenly, a group of rowdy players start causing a ruckus outside your virtual apartment complex. They’re singing, yelling, and just won’t shut up. What do you do? You call the virtual police, of course!
But beware, for not everyone will appreciate your heroic actions. You might find yourself in the middle of a virtual neighborhood feud, with angry players leaving passive-aggressive comments on your virtual social media feed. And watch out for the virtual wife of the arrested player, who might just show up at your virtual door with virtual threats!
So, are you ready to join our server and experience the thrill of virtual justice? Don’t worry about your English skills, we welcome players from all over the world. Just remember, on our server, being the virtual asshole is sometimes the right thing to do. Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6104 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 393 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 70 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8185 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, like riding pigs off cliffs, building roller coasters that go straight into lava pits, and participating in epic battles against an army of zombie chickens.
But that’s not all – on our server, the dodgier you are, the better! We encourage players to pull off the most outrageous pranks, steal from each other’s chests, and even start a black market for rare items.
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner mischief-maker and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join us now and see just how dodgy you can get!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 1121 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 279 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 383 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 9112 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 67970 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2082 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7689 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a giant chicken in a tutu.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move and the zombies do the thriller dance.
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, did we mention we have a pet llama that tells dad jokes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8266 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 174 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2351 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 7410 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2118 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1760 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our in-game events that will blow your mind. We’ve got a Dragon Quest Collab that will have you battling golems in the hills until June 20th. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – you’ll be swimming in treasure until June 24th!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Yo-kai Watch event re-run that will have you hunting down spirits until version 7.0? Or our PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like a true warrior until version 7.0 as well?
But the real reason to join our server? The meetups, of course! From movie nights to gaming tournaments, we’ve got it all. Join us for a liveletter meetup, a big trouble in little China movie night, or even a Mario Party Salty Bet showdown. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created and let the fun begin!
