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Poolish Frens Minecraft SMP – SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of hearing about your friend’s obsession with Polish pools? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Forget about poolish frens and come join the chaos on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a damn good time!

Franchise Takeover Minecraft Server

business development, Business growth, business leadership, business management, business ownership, business strategy, business takeover, Franchise, franchise branding, franchise development, franchise growth, franchise leadership, franchise management, franchise owner name, franchise ownership, franchise strategy, franchise success, franchise takeover, Minecraft, new leadership, new management, new owner, Server, TAKEOVER

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	8990
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Emeralds Found:	6367	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have no fear because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being taken over by a mysterious and powerful entity named Xer.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to say Xer’s name three times before logging in, or else you might end up in a world where creepers wear top hats and demand tea parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Real Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, collaboration, Communication, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, falling out, Fauna, Friends, friendship, Honesty, Kronii, Minecraft, player, real, reconciliation, relationships, smp, social media, twitch, virtual, vshojo, Vtuber

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that even Fauna and Kronii, two of the most powerful players, are no longer friends. Rumor has it that their friendship ended over a dispute about who had the best pet parrot. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that drama.

2. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, but the catch is that it’s guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens armed with enchanted swords. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the sheep into disco-loving party animals. You’ll never look at a woolly creature the same way again once you see them busting out dance moves to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, drama, and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a sturdy pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

YellowStone | 1 season Minecraft server

affordable, apply, Cities, different generation, discord server, Features, fee.., free, generation, Minecraft, penetration fee, Project, season 1, seasonal server, Server, small project, technical support, Unique Features, Vanilla, vanilla themes, Yellowstone

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	292
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Players Killed by Monsters:	4443	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Mines Excavated:	4278	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

YellowStone – 1 season. (started – 10/31/2024 – ended – ??.??.2025)

A small Minecraft project aimed at vanilla themes, naturally the server contains features that were not and are not present in other projects. It is worth mentioning the fact that there is a different generation of the upper world on the server.

You can get to the server both for a fee and for free; penetration is relatively inexpensive, so almost everyone can afford it. You can apply on the project’s official discord server; the link can be found on this page.

To purchase a penetration, please write to the technical support of our server. It is located on the project’s Discord server.

mc.yellowstn.ru

Ukraine Flag Minecraft Server

activism, blm, China, controversial topics, Flag, flag waving, Global Issues, Hong Kong, Hong Kong takeover, HUMAN RIGHTS, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, METOO, Minecraft, political activism, protest, protest silence, redditors, Server, social justice, troon, Ukraine, Ukraine flag

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the conspiracy theories on the internet? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Illuminati can’t keep up. We’ve got 90% of the Hong Kongers wanting independence, but where’s the support from the BLM/MeToo/Ukraine/Troon crowd? Join us and uncover the mystery behind this bizarre phenomenon. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to winning at Minecraft while you’re at it. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

The Chunky Misfits Minecraft SMP

Atlus, body image, body positivity, character design, chunky, cultural criticism, discrimination, Diversity, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, Inclusivity, marginalized groups, Media portrayal, Minecraft, misfits, representation, smp, social commentary, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, video games, weight stigma

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	8525	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, including our chunky comrades! We believe in celebrating diversity, even if that means having a few extra pixels on your character. Join us if you’re tired of being judged by your virtual waistline and want to build a community where everyone is accepted, no matter their size.

But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, blocky, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, hovercraft, Izuna, kotori, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, Noa, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Utaha

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchantments Applied:	62	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies come to help you out! They even bring you cake and throw a party in your honor. But watch out for the creepers who are trying to crash the party – they just want to dance too!

And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Legend has it that whoever finds the hidden portal will be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Uzbek Citizen In Minecraft SMP Carried Out The Terrorist Attack That Killed General Steve

animal nation, Animals, Attack, Bomb, carried, catbox, Central Asian, citizen, dumb, EU passport, extremist mosques, general, General Kirillov, Killed, men in Russia, Minecraft, mp4, Muslim, promised 100k, retards, smp, stan, steve, Terrorist, terrorist acts, terrorist attack, Uzbek, Uzbek citizen, Video

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you 100k in diamonds and an EU passport (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

We may not have General Kirillov, but we do have some epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t let those central-asian-muslim-animals outdo you – show them who’s boss by building the most epic base and taking down any creeper that stands in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those dumb fucking retards what real Minecraft players can do! Just remember, always watch out for extremist creepers in every biome that ends in “stan”. It’s a jungle out there, but with your skills, you’ll be the ultimate survivor. Let’s craft and blast our way to victory! 🚀💣 #MinecraftSMPGoals #ExplosiveAdventures

School SMP

Adventure, bedrock edition, Community, Competition, Fun, Fun Adventure, game modes, Gaming, Ip:, java edition, leaderboard, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, PORT, PvP, School, School SMP, Server, Survival, ultimate survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6100	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Crops Grown:	6534
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Who are we?

School SMP Is full of fun and adventure

What do we have?

⇨ Ultimate Survival And more gamemodes coming soon!

( SchoolSMP is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: play.schoolsmp.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25573

Come Join the School and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

play.schoolsmp.fun:25573

4chan Loser Argument Minecraft Server

4chan, Arguing, Argument, arguments, autistic, Evidence, internet culture, keyboard warrior, Loser, Minecraft, online argument, Online Community, online confrontation, online debate, online discussion, online victory., Pottery, proving a point, Server, SILENT, trolling, Virgin, WOMAN

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Votes:	3798	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of arguing with losers on 4chan? Do you want to flex on them with evidence of your epic conquests? Join our Minecraft server and show off all the virtual babes who want to get with you! We guarantee that all haters will go silent when they see your pixelated harem. Plus, everyone who disagrees with you will be exposed as an autistic virgin. Join now and dominate the virtual world with your undeniable charm and charisma!