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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 744 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
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