mcvortex Minecraft Servers

mcvortex Minecraft Servers

  • BuzzCraft Minecraft Server

    BuzzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9516
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 428 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 197
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing the same old buzzwords like “innovative” and “cutting-edge”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the epitome of absurdity and chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperCafe

    CraftyCreeperCafe
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 7817
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

    Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KaspyCraft: No Russian Ties!

    KaspyCraft: No Russian Ties!
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 1225
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 476
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how biden banned that kaspersky software? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even biden would wanna play on it! join us and build crazy stuff with your friends, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our server is so secure, even russia can’t hack it! come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PresiCraft23

    PresiCraft23
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3149
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of bacon! Why join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And guess what? That chicken is a mod on this server! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) Let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cove-Craft SMP 1.21: Where the creepers are polite and the Endermen bring you flowers.

    Cove-Craft SMP 1.21: Where the creepers are polite and the Endermen bring you flowers.
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 5626
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 New Chunks Explored: 78943
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9765
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cove Craft SMP

    Welcome to Cove Craft SMP

    Overview:

    Server Type SMP
    Community Size Smaller, looking to expand
    Player Requirements Age 18+, 3 days minimum playtime per week
    Server Reset Only on major updates

    Join Us:

    If you are interested in joining our community, you can join our Discord by clicking here and filling out our application. Once submitted, let us know and we will review it within 12 hours.

    FAQs:

    Question Answer
    What type of server is Cove Craft SMP? Cove Craft SMP is a HermitCraft style server
    What are the player requirements to join? You must be 18+ and play a minimum of 3 days per week
    When is the server reset? The server is only reset on major updates (ex: 1.21, 1.22)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyControllerz Minecraft Server

    CraftyControllerz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 3223
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft server where things are never as they seem! Want to move your character while pressing buttons? Well, you better be a master at Twister because that’s the only way to make it work here. We believe in pushing your coordination skills to the limit, so if you prefer using a Mouse+Keyboard, we’re sorry to say you might be a little loopy.

    But don’t worry, the madness doesn’t stop there. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT? You can do that here (but don’t blame us if things go boom)!

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server for an experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled in ways you never thought possible. See you in the game…if you dare!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineFunkG – Minecraft Server for Friday Night Funkin’ Fans

    MineFunkG – Minecraft Server for Friday Night Funkin’ Fans
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 5464
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Votes: 1452
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 30 Runes Activated: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! We’re not just about building blocks and surviving the night, we’re all about Friday Night Funkin’ madness! Join us for some funky fun as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the crazy crossovers like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

    Download and play the game to get in on the action, or dive into the modding community for some truly outrageous creations. Need help with mods? We’ve got resources galore, including the /funkg/ Mod Wiki and our handy link compilation.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you build a funky fortress, battle grandpa mobs, and jam out to sick beats all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let’s get funky!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WhaleWhispererMC

    WhaleWhispererMC
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 7375
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ores Mined: 3639

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic comic book collecting adventure in Minecraft history!

    Imagine traveling through virtual worlds, hunting for rare comic books with your friends. Forget about diamonds and emeralds, the real treasure on our server is that one issue you’ve been obsessing over for years. And who knows, maybe you’ll find it for a steal like our friend did for $2!

    But be warned, jealousy may ensue! Just like in real life, you might cry for two days straight if someone snags that coveted comic book before you do. And if you do manage to find it, watch out for your friends trying to steal it and start their own collection.

    So come join us on this wild ride of emotions, drama, and comic book collecting in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have rare comics, am I right? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LoveCrafted Minecraft Server

    LoveCrafted Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2521
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the married folks out there looking for some excitement. Join us and create unforgettable memories with your spouse as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you and your spouse are mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire base! But don’t worry, because on our server, explosions are just the beginning of the fun. Your spouse will overlook your rookie mistake as you both laugh hysterically at the chaos unfolding around you.

    Or how about the time you accidentally hit your spouse with a pickaxe while trying to fend off a horde of zombies? It’s all part of the adventure on our server, where forgiveness is key and laughter is guaranteed.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the wild ride that is Minecraft marriage! Who knows, you might just uncover a diamond in the rough…or in this case, a diamond in the mine.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks

    OldCraft: No Kids, Just Blocks
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 1633
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a seasoned player with a love for Minecraft and zero mini miners running around? Then boy do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the average age is 40+ and the only screaming you’ll hear is from players falling into lava pits.

    Pros: – No kids means no interruptions while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. – Mature players means mature conversations…or at least as mature as you can get in a world made of blocks. – No need to worry about your creations being destroyed by little hands who think TNT is just a fun toy.

    Cons: – You might feel a little out of place when all your fellow players start talking about their grandkids. – You might have to explain to younger players why you prefer a cozy cabin in the woods over a flashy modern mansion. – You might start feeling like the wise elder of the server, dispensing advice and wisdom to all the young whipper-snappers.

    So come join us on our server for the 40+ crowd, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the stories we tell about our real lives.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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