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Crafty McTesty’s LOLz Server

Black Box Testing, Bug Tracking, Crafty, Defect Management, Exploratory Testing, Load Testing, lolz, McTestys, Performance Testing, Quality Assurance, Regression Testing, Server, software testing, Stress Testing, Test Automation, Test Cases, Test Execution, Test Plan, Test Report, Test Strategy, Testing, User Acceptance Testing, White Box Testing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few server rules. But who needs rules when you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle ZOMBIE LLAMAS with diamond swords?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Need a break from building your dream castle? How about a game of CREEPER DODGEBALL or a race on our LAVA PARKOUR course?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING ENDERMAN who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DIAMOND GOLEM who will grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those pesky CREEPER CHEERLEADERS, they’re known for exploding in your face…literally.

Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

Coin, Coin Collecting, coin flip, Collectibles, election coins, election fever, election merchandise, election predictions, financial gain, Flip, Investment, Kamala coin, market trends, Minecraft, money making, Numismatics, political coins, political memorabilia, presidential campaign, Rare Coins, smp, speculative investment, Trading, Trump coin

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	197	Villages Defended:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Magic Items Found:	6266	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

aita, Babysitting, close, compensation, cousin, CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind, DAUGHTER, declined, electrician, Expectations, family, Favors, Generator, late from work, moral dilemma, over helping, Promises, sister-in-law, Site, trenched, work for free

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Secret Passages Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Meteorites Collected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

CraftyCringeLand

awkward encounters, awkward mistakes, awkward situations, blush-worthy incidents, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy moments, cringeworthy anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing slip-ups, funny stories, humiliating experiences, humiliating gaffes, mortifying incidents, public humiliation, public mishaps, red-faced moments, shameful actions, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

Apoptosis., cancer research, cell cycle, cell growth, Cell regulation, cellular homeostasis, Cellular stress response, DNA repair, Function, Guardians, Heat Shock Proteins, Molecular chaperones, oncology, protein aggregation, Protein degradation, protein folding, protein misfolding, Protein quality control, Stability, Tumor suppressor, TumorSuppressor

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Votes:	2105	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

Verdant Vale

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

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Cherrys Land

Adventure, BATTLING, building, Cherry’s Land server., Cherrys Land, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, Exploring, Fun, join us, Minecraft, one of a kind, part of the fun, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games, twists, Unique enchantments

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Cherry’s Land

Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

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Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, beauty, Bryn Dresselhuys, BRYNS, Captivating, charming, chic, Elegant, fashion, Fashionable, Gorgeous, influencer, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, Popular, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, Style

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

PixelatedGFvsReality

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!