Crafty McSwitcharoo’s Server of LOLs

#announcement, anticipation, console, Crafty, DR.MARIO, EXCITEMENT, Final direct, Gaming, Info, june, lols, McSwitcharoos, new games, News, Nintendo, Release, Reveal, September, Server, Switch, Switch 1, Upcoming, Updates, video games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block at exactly midnight, a secret portal to the Nether will open up and you’ll be greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who will grant you three wishes. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who roams the land looking for brave adventurers to challenge him to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers wearing top hats – they’re known to throw the most epic tea parties in all of Minecraftia.

FoodGrossOutCraft

contamination, Disgusting, Food, Food Safety, FoodGrossOutCraft, foreign object, gross, health hazard, hygiene, Nasty, nauseating, Repulsive, revolting, Shocking.., Surprise, unappetizing, unexpected, unexpected discovery, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	728

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!

MachadoCraft2020

activism, Campaign, Crisis, Democracy, election, Government, Latin America, leader, machado, MachadoCraft2020, MARCHES, opposition, opposition candidate, opposition leader, opposition party, Political, political movement, protest, Rally, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

So, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this chick, Machado, leading all the election marches. she’s like a total boss, leading us to victory and stuff. it’s like a revolution, but in Minecraft, ya know? join now and be part of the epic battle for freedom and democracy in this virtual world. plus, we got like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

play.HYSTATE.com | Newly Reset | 1.21+ | Survival | Ranks | Economy

000 World Border, 000×30, 30, Balanced Economy, chat games, Daily login rewards, discord community, Discord integration, Enchanted Coins, in-game ranks, Infinite Parkour, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft bedrock, Minigames, Normal Difficulty, Piñata Party, Pyrofishing, Pyromining, server map, Server Rules, Supply Drops, Survival, toggleable PVP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Star Shards Collected:	258	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to HYSTATE!

IP: play.hystate.com(1.21 Recommended)

Server Information:Difficulty: NormalWorld Border: 30,000×30,000Version: 1.21+ RecommendedServer Rules: hystate.com/rulesServer Map: map.hystate.comDiscord Community: discord.gg/Q44EpRvA6rOur server is also compatible with Minecraft Bedrock!Bedrock IP: play.hystate.comBedrock Port: 19132

Join today to experience Hystate’s official Minecraft server!

IP: play.hystate.com

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Warped Minds SMP: Where Vanilla is as Semi as your Ex’s Vanilla Ice Cream

#addons, application, apply, Community, cream, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Exs, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, Groups, high standard, Ice, Minds.., Minigames, redo, Respect, rules, Semi, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Links
▶ 📜 Discord Invite
▶ 📷 Instagram Account (Screenshot gallery)

Vanilla Experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community
We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect
Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

cultural influence, Europe, European civilization, European countries, european history, European nations, European roots, father country, founding country, heritage, History, influential, influential nation, Italian culture, Italian influence, italy, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Origin, PastaCraft, Renaissance, roman empire, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	2027
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Italy is not just a country, but the father country of all the other countries in Europe! Join us for a wild ride through history as you explore a world where Italy wears a big mustache and a top hat, bossing around all the other countries like a strict dad.

But that’s not all – on this server, you can build your own pasta-themed kingdom, complete with spaghetti bridges and lasagna towers. And don’t forget to tame a pizza-loving pet dolphin to ride around the Mediterranean Sea!

Join us for a truly unique experience that will have you saying “Mama mia!” in no time. Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to get your Italian on and join the fun!

FinanaCraft SMP: 3Much4U

3Much4U, FinanaCraft, smp

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server has over 3 finanas (yes, that’s right, finanas) of custom content and wackiness just waiting for you to explore!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a fearsome army of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also venture into the Nether, where you’ll encounter the elusive and mischievous Pigmen Mafia, who control the underworld with their sharp suits and even sharper swords. Will you be able to outsmart them and steal their treasure, or will you end up as bacon for their next feast?

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Enderman Dance-Offs, where you can show off your skills and win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor and rainbow sheep mounts.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

MomCare Minecraft Server

care home, carer, daily tasks, emotional draining, emotional taxing, emotional toll., Falls, family home, ISOLATION, job hunting, job market, live-in carer, mental space, Minecraft, MomCare, privacy, respite, second house, sensitive situation, sensitive time, Server, terminal cancer, unemployment

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	192

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Picture this: you’re living with your parents, caring for your terminally ill dad while your mom is on a mission to secure a live-in carer so she can escape to their second house. But wait, there’s more! The player doesn’t want a stranger in their house during this emotionally taxing time, and they’re not thrilled about being left with the live-in carer while mom gets some much-needed respite.

It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Will the player stand their ground and fight for their privacy, or will they be forced to live with the live-in carer next door? Join our server to find out and experience the drama for yourself! Who needs TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

CoverUpCraft: Birthday Edition

aita, Bars, Birthday, birthday celebration, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, cover up, CoverUpCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Fiance, full moon, Good Night, Marriage, regret, revealing skirt, sisters, thong, UNCOMFORTABLE, wish

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in style! Join us for a wild night out at the virtual bars, where you can wear the most revealing pixelated skirts without any judgment. Our players are free to show off their virtual cheeks and thongs, making every night a full moon party!

Just like in real life, we encourage our players to express themselves and live their best blocky lives. Whether you’re getting married in 42 days or have 2 virtual children, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have a good time. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for asking your fellow players to cover up – we’re all about respect and having a good time!

So come join us on this outrageous Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your virtual cheeks shine bright like diamonds. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? See you there, and remember to bring your best pixelated outfit!

NoKidz4Me Minecraft SMP

career focus, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, Family Planning, financial considerations, future planning, INDEPENDENCE, lifestyle choice, Minecraft, NoKidz4Me, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, relationship dynamics, reproductive rights, Self Discovery, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	154
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of hearing the pitter-patter of tiny feet in your virtual Minecraft world? Do you dread the thought of having to deal with baby villagers constantly asking for emeralds? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is a child-free zone! Join us and never worry about changing diapers or dealing with temper tantrums ever again. Plus, rumor has it that the last player who tried to bring a baby chicken onto the server accidentally started a poultry uprising that nearly destroyed the entire spawn area. So if you want to avoid a clucking catastrophe, come join us on our kid-free Minecraft adventure!

SmellCraft3000

amazing, aroma, best smell, delightful, Divine, Favorite, Fragrance, Fresh, HEAVENLY, intoxicating, long-lasting, Natural, pleasant, pleasing, scent, SmellCraft3000, Top, unforgettable, Unique, Wonderful, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Farms Harvested:	560	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Towns Built:	4	New Chunks Explored:	802912
Crops Grown:	8240	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2719	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Forget about flowers, freshly baked bread, or even a nice cup of coffee. The best smell in the world is the scent of diamonds in our Minecraft server! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so rich in diamonds that the air is literally infused with their sparkling aroma. Join us and breathe in the luxury!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out golden nuggets. That’s right, you can literally farm gold just by standing under these majestic creatures as they soar through the sky. Who needs a regular old pig farm when you can have a golden poop farm?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly yeti? These fluffy giants will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they give great hugs!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wonders of diamond-scented air, golden poop farms, and yeti bodyguards. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

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