McSwitcharoos Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McSwitcharoo’s Server of LOLs

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	155916
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2375
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Votes:	3637	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you mine a diamond block at exactly midnight, a secret portal to the Nether will open up and you’ll be greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who will grant you three wishes. Crazy, right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who roams the land looking for brave adventurers to challenge him to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Herobrine, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers wearing top hats – they’re known to throw the most epic tea parties in all of Minecraftia.

DrunkCraft: Bathroom Escort Service

aita, bathroom, Business, DrunkCraft, escort, husband, inebriated girl, kids party room, LAUGHING, loud, minding your own business, Nice, nosy, Obnoxious, Offering, playing pool, service, Sober, walk

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Potions Brewed:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid nosy little bitches like the one in this story? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about obnoxious drunk girls taking your picture again. Our community is full of helpful players who will guide you to the bathroom and back, no questions asked. Plus, we have a strict no selfie-taking policy, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the world without any drama. Join now and leave the drama at the pool table!

LoveStruck SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had someone to share your enchanted golden apples with? Look no further, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love and friendship in the blocky world!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about maintaining a healthy relationship again. Our players are so friendly and supportive, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual therapy session every time you log on. Need relationship advice? Just ask our resident love guru, Steve, who once tamed a wild wolf with nothing but a bone and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cupid, a mysterious figure who shoots heart-shaped arrows at unsuspecting players, causing them to fall madly in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a magical matchmaker roaming the virtual plains?

So ditch the single-player life and come join us for a wild ride of romance, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate in our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CraftyHabit2021

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you will ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow-colored sheep, you never know what kind of wacky animal you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he’s not here to blow you up, just to give you a spooky high-five!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, our server is home to the most insane parkour courses you’ve ever seen. Jump, climb, and swing your way through obstacles that will test your Minecraft skills to the max!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SwissCraft: No Weapons Allowed

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

haha bro come join our epic minecraft server where we use swiss-made weapons to dominate the virtual world!! european nations be jelly cuz they know we got that swiss firepower on lock. we out here causing chaos and wrecking havoc like a bunch of crazed villagers. join us if you wanna be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up with swiss precision. let’s goooooo!!!

Quantum Time Warp Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension Hops:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, we have this totally rad minecraft server where we found evidence of ‘negative time’ in a quantum physics experiment. like, imagine if you could go back in time and prevent yourself from falling into that lava pit or losing all your diamonds to a creeper.

join our server and experience the mind-bending possibilities of time travel in minecraft. you’ll be able to build epic structures in seconds, defeat mobs before they even spawn, and basically be the master of time and space in the minecraft universe.

plus, our community is full of quirky players who love to joke around and have a good time. we have regular events like time-travel treasure hunts, reverse gravity parkour challenges, and even a disco party where the music plays backwards.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), come join us and discover the wonders of ‘negative time’ for yourself. trust us, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss.

Brightworks

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	1848	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	165
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Potions Brewed:	149

OPEN NOW! Welcome to Brightworks!

Looking for a Minecraft survival server that’s more than just a place to play?

Brightworks offers an exciting blend of survival gameplay, custom events, and a chill, supportive community.

Whether you’re into epic builds, intense challenges, or just relaxing with friends, you’ll find it all here.

We host custom events that keep the adventure fresh, and our team is always working on frequent updates to enhance your experience.

Plus, with a no-griefing policy and active staff, you can focus on having fun in a worry-free environment.

Join us today and be part of a community where everyone’s welcome, and the adventure never stops!

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BudderCraft Network: Because our anti-cheating is stronger than my willpower to resist cake!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1436	Enchantments Applied:	150
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A friendly community for all skill levels, with no toxic behavior

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What are the allowed mods/clients on the server?	Only Badlion Client with specified mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, Clear Glass, etc. are allowed. Any setting not listed will be disabled.
Is joining the discord required?	It is not required but highly recommended for feedback, updates, and community interaction. You can get the discord link in-game.
What happens if I cheat on the server?	Any form of cheating, whether through mods, hacks, exploits, or other means, will result in a permanent ban. Piracy is also strictly prohibited.
Are large scale farms allowed?	No, large scale farms that disrupt the economy or gameplay balance are prohibited. View the list of banned farms in the server rules.
What version does the server run on?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version release.

Ready to check us out?

Join with the IP below:

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Asian Femdom Experience Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	240	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	133	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt hut, when suddenly you stumble upon this server. And guess what? It’s run by an Asian girlfriend who’s not afraid to show you who’s boss! 😂😂😂

Join our server for the ultimate Asian femdom experience – forget diamonds, this is the real treasure you’ve been searching for! And hey, if you’ve ever wanted to know what it feels like to have your rice cooker scrubbed with a metallic scrubber, well, you’re in luck! 🍚🔪

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and get ready for a wild ride filled with domination, rice cookers, and a whole lot of laughs! 😜✨🎮

Money Saving Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4325
Dragon Eggs Found:	6366	Crops Grown:	6159
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your empire now so you can retire like a boss at 35! Imagine ruling over your own kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you and diamonds raining from the sky. Who needs a boring office job when you can live like a king in a virtual world? Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare loot. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and start your journey to ultimate Minecraft glory!

NoBedroomAllowed Minecraft Server

bedroom rules, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, depression, family dynamics, Friends, guitar, mental health, Minecraft, movie night, NoBedroomAllowed, parenting, personal space, privacy, relationships, Server, sleep schedule, socializing, Support, video games, work-life balance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	8976
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Enchantments Applied:	66	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild time filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story.

🎮 Need a break from real life? Come play on our server where you can build your dream world without any pouting spouses getting in the way.

🎸 We have all the gaming and music you could ever want, but sorry, no guitar playing in the bedroom allowed! We need our beauty sleep, okay?

🍿 Grab some popcorn and get ready for a movie night… just make sure to stay out of the bedroom, unless you want to face the wrath of a tired parent.

👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 Make friends, build relationships, and maybe even learn a thing or two about boundaries. Who knew Minecraft could teach you life lessons?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? 😂