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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 831 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 3347 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
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