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Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Farms Harvested:	815
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Votes:	3535	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	6059	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	135	Dragon Eggs Found:	4352
Meteorites Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Votes:	2793
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

articulation, Commonly, Crafty, English, enunciation, Language, language learning, linguistics, Mispronounced, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, pronunciation examples, pronunciation guide, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation rules, pronunciation tips, Server, Speech, Word

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1738	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	262290	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	26	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	510
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!