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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5232 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 195 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!