McRoberts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LipBalmCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	821593
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Votes:	9244
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to apply lip balm to your anus for good luck! the more lip balm you use, the more diamonds you find in the game! we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, ready to trade you rare items for your excess lip balm. our server is guarded by a giant chicken named cluckington who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. so come on down and join the lip balm revolution, where your anus will thank you for it!

Community Survival

Caringstaff, Chaos, Community, Contact, Discord, Enjoyable, Experience, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Help, Minecraft, Part of the Community, Player Base, pleasant, Plugins, Quality, quality of life, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	213	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to Community Survival. We are here to bring a pleasant and enjoyable experience back to survival. There are a few minor plugins to add to the quality of life you’ll experience, but rest assured the server is mostly a vanilla experience. Staff is always here to help. Here you will find our Discord link. The server is whitelisted to prevent others from causing chaos with our currently player base. If you would like to become whitelisted please contact our staff on Discord to become part of the Community. Enjoy!

Discord – discord.gg/HGdzEgKbhS

45.159.6.62:25768

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Adventure, Character customization, console gaming, CraftyDawntrail, DAWNTRAIL, Dungeons, Epic battles, Exploration, fantasy world, FFXIV, Final Fantasy, Gaming Community, leveling up, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, new content, online gaming, PC Gaming, Raids, Returning Players, Server, Story-Driven

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we are so back with a server that will blow your mind! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking chickens. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn. But fear not, our brave player defeated the unicorn with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a bucket of lava. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive mini-game where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, play soccer with creepers, and race against your friends on flying pigs. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. We are so back and we can’t wait to see you there!

TarkovCraft – Minecraft Server

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, Eft, escape from tarkov, Gun Builder, Head eyes, Minecraft, newfags, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, Russian spyware, Server, spt, Tarkov community, Tarkov discussion, tarkov needs, Tarkov resources, Tarkov updates, TarkovCraft, written guide

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Crops Grown:	1244	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Potions Brewed:	78

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a raid in Escape from Tarkov? Look no further! Join our server where every block you break could be your last, just like getting head-eyes in Tarkov!

We’ve got patch notes longer than the line at the therapist’s office, so you know we’re always updating and improving the server. Plus, our Russian spyware is top-notch – just ask our resident hacker, Steve.

Need a break from building? Head over to our Arena website where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t worry about running out of ammo, our ammo charts will make sure you’re always locked and loaded.

Feeling overwhelmed by all the options? Don’t worry, our gun builder website has an overswing calculator to help you perfect your weapon of choice. And for all you newfags out there, we’ve got guides and trackers to help you navigate this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those pesky head-eyes – they’ll get you every time!

CraftyTruth Minecraft Server

acceptance, coming to terms, confronting the past, CraftyTruth, difficult truth, emotional pain, facing reality, facing the truth, growth, hard truths, harsh reality, inner turmoil, life lessons, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful lessons, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, Truth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Once you step foot on our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will reveal the deepest, darkest secrets of the Minecraft universe. Want to know why creepers explode? Or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk? Our talking cow has all the answers…if you can handle the truth!

But beware, once you learn the truth, there’s no going back. Some players have been known to go mad from the revelations and start building giant statues of chickens all over the server. Will you be able to handle the truth or will you end up like the rest of them?

So come join our server if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

2020sMemeCraft

2020s, 2020sMemeCraft, audience perception, character archetypes, cinematic trends, class stereotypes, comedic tropes, cultural representation, Diversity, entertainment industry, film industry, Future, Gender Roles, historical context, Media portrayal, movies, racial stereotypes, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes, Storytelling techniques

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2090
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Void Gems Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	66	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the wild and wacky stereotypes of the 2020s! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate virtual time capsule of this crazy era.

Picture this: in our server, you can witness the legendary Toilet Paper Wars of 2020, where players fought tooth and nail for the last roll of precious TP. Will you be the one to emerge victorious in this epic battle?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaotic world of Zoom meetings gone wrong, where players must navigate through glitchy screens and awkward virtual backgrounds to complete quests and challenges. Can you survive the dreaded “You’re on mute” curse?

And let’s not forget about the Great Banana Bread Bake-Off of 2020, where players compete to see who can bake the most delicious loaf of banana bread. Will you rise to the occasion and claim the title of Master Baker?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness of the 2020s like never before. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in this virtual world!

SquidSquadCraft

Animal Behavior, animal groups, animal names, aquatic animals, cephalopods, collective nouns, group names, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine life, ocean creatures, ocean wildlife, sea creatures, sea life, squad, squad of squid, Squid, squid group, squid squad, SquidSquadCraft, underwater animals

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

So, like, imagine a place where squids rule the land, man. They’re all like, “we are the squad, bow down to us!” And you’re just there, like, “whoa, I wanna be part of this crazy squad!”

Join our server and become part of the epic squid squad, where you can ride on giant squids through the ocean and battle evil sea monsters with your trusty ink gun.

But that’s not all, dude. We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest treasures in the land. And the only way to get in is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling diamonds.

So come on, join us and be part of the most epic adventure in Minecraft history. Squid squad forever, bro!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD, VIDAVAT

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	3885
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

146.59.53.122:26150

PixelPoliticians Minecraft Server

biracial families, conservative values, cultural acceptance, Diversity, family dynamics, interracial marriage, Interracial Relationships, marriage trends, Minecraft, mixed race families, Multiculturalism, PixelPoliticians, political affiliation, political beliefs, political marriage, racial diversity, Racial equality, racial identity, republicans, Server, social commentary, societal norms, societal perceptions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	117
Villages Defended:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! We’ve got a community of players who are so diverse, even the creepers are confused!

Join us and you’ll see things you never thought possible in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between the Ender Dragon and a pack of angry llamas.

But the real reason you should join our server? Because we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where all the “Republicans” have non-White wives and children. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!

MineMemez Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that farts rainbows. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with our level of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to whoever holds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!