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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5295 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays golden eggs, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive unicorn horse that farts rainbows. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the zombies will stop attacking you just to give you a high-five.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most absurd Minecraft experience of your life? Join us now and let the madness begin!