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HaniyehsSonGoneBoom
Yo, so like, on this wild Minecraft server, we got this crazy story where Haniyeh’s son was playin’ Minecraft on his phone, right? And then outta nowhere, a freakin’ guided missile tracked his cell phone and BOOM, it took out the leader of Hamas! Like, talk about intense PvP action, amirite? Join this server for the most epic battles and unexpected plot twists, yo! Who knows what other world leaders might get taken out next, haha! Let’s get this party started, gamers! -
TextCraft: Empowering Introverts
TextCraft, introverted texting, introverted self-expression, introverted communication style, valuable toolLOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where introverts rule da world! If you use texting to express yo self, dis da place for you! We got introverts levelin’ up their self-confidence like bosses! Text yo way to greatness and show da world who’s boss in dis epic server! Join now and unleash yo inner introvert power! -
Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, wizards, and waifus galore.Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?
But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.
And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!
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MamaMinecraftSMPHater
Looking for a place to escape from your annoying mom? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom and focus on building epic creations with your new virtual friends. Plus, who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with creepers and skeletons? So come join us and leave your mom behind in the real world – she’ll never bother you again in our pixelated paradise! -
RoomieRevenge Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your roommates stealing your food without permission? Join our Minecraft server where we have separate fridges for each player to avoid any food theft drama!Imagine a world where you can safely leave your peanut chicken stew in the fridge without worrying about someone with a secret peanut allergy sneaking a bite and accusing you of poisoning them. Our server is a safe space for all food lovers, no matter what allergies they may have.
Join now and experience the thrill of cooking up delicious virtual meals without the fear of being accused of food sabotage. Don’t let food thieves ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game on without the drama!
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PixelatedPettyWife
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tipping is not part of the job description! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and zero tipping required.Picture this: you and your family are out for a nice meal in our virtual city, when suddenly the waitress refuses to take a picture for you. No worries, just snap a selfie instead! And when it comes time to pay the bill, feel free to tip zero – because why not?
But beware, if you dare to question the tipping policies, you might just find yourself ignored by a waitress with airpods. It’s a world where the rules are made up and the tips don’t matter. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs tipping when you have epic Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the chaos begin!
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LingoMasters SMP
Are you tired of only speaking one language in Minecraft? Join our server where we speak all the languages of the world, including Pig Latin and Simlish! Our players can communicate with villagers, Endermen, and even the elusive Creeper in their native tongues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of bilingual zombies who will trade you rare loot for your language skills. So come join us and expand your linguistic horizons while surviving in the wild world of Minecraft! -
DateCraftFAQs
Are you tired of boring dates where you just talk about the weather and what you do for a living? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to spice up your dating life!Join us and impress your date with your mad building skills as you construct a romantic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Need a conversation starter? Just ask them which mob they would want as a pet in real life – a creeper or a zombie pigman?
But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. One time, a player proposed to their date by building a giant pixel art ring and dropping a virtual diamond ring in front of them. It was so cute, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear!
So if you’re looking for a date night that’s anything but ordinary, come join us on our Minecraft server and let the love (and the blocks) fly!