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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7874 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 175 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!