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BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	865524	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Animals Bred:	125
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!

PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

Army, BONUS, Conflict, Defense, double, doubles, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, Military, Military Bonus, military recruitment, MOUNT, putin, PutinCraft, Recruitment, Russian, strategy, Vladimir Putin, War, War Losses

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4500
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

AutismCraft: Cord Fatty Link

autism, autism risk, AutismCraft, Brain, children, cord, Development, Fatty, fatty acids, findings, health, Link, neurodevelopmental disorders, new study, prenatal factors, research, researchers, Risk, study, umbilical cord, umbilical cord fatty acids, University of Fukui

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchantments Applied:	76	Divine Spears Created:	13
Votes:	4639	Gods Slained:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE UNIVERSITY OF FUKUI IS STUDYING IT!

WE GOT UMBILICAL CORD FATTY ACIDS FLYIN’ AROUND EVERYWHERE, AND GUESS WHAT? THEY’RE LINKED TO AUTISM RISK! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU MIGHT JUST UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE HIMSELF IS SCARED TO LOG ON! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN TALK!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONG LEGENDS! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT JUST DISCOVER THE NEXT BIG THING IN AUTISM RESEARCH!

Norwegian Survival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to Norwegian Survival! As the name says, it is a survival server where you can get to know other players and have fun! The server has a brand new map and if you have any ideas for plugins or things to build in spawn it is most welcome. The ultimate server for people in Norway!

norsksurvival.no

GodCity

Active events, Briefly, Claim, Community, Custom Mobs, Discord, Economy, Events, faction warfare, Factions, Farms, join now, MCMMO, Mobs costumados, multiplayer, player factions, Player panel, PvE, PvP, server-network, Survival, version 1.20.4, Version 1.20.6

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1646	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Server Network: Version 1.20.4 to 1.20.6

– Survival – Claim – Player panel – Mobs costumados – Events – Farms

– Factions – Briefly

Join discord and start playing now.

play.godcity.pt

ChadCraft – Minecraft Server

AMBITION, aspirations, Chad, chadcraft, Confidence, culture, dreams, Eastern philosophy, FANTASY, goal-setting, Identity, Japan, Lifestyle, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, reborn, Reincarnation, self improvement, Server, success, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Do you dream of being a chad in Japan, living your best life surrounded by kawaii girls and sushi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual glow-up as you transform into a chad in the land of the rising sun. Build your own anime mansion, ride around in a custom-made kawaii car, and even battle Godzilla with your bare hands. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be reborn as the ultimate chad in Japan!

SMPcassandraNOVA Minecraft SMP – The Villain Who Couldn’t Even Craft a Diamond Sword

bad, cassandra nova, Choice, couldnt, Craft, Deadpool, destroy, Diamond, Domino, falling out, foil, Good, integration, Minecraft, Mission, morena baccarin, Multiverse, Natural, Plot, relationship drama, smp, SMPcassandraNOVA, sword, variant, Villain, Wade Wilson

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	127
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring villains in Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server has a villain that will blow your mind! Picture this: Morena Baccarin playing a Domino variant who is out to destroy the multiverse and all other versions of Wade Wilson. Why, you ask? Because she had a falling out with her universe’s Wade Wilson and now she’s on a mission to wreak havoc. It’s like a soap opera meets a superhero movie, and you get to be a part of it!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to team up with Deadpool himself and take down this insane villain. Who knows what crazy adventures and plot twists await you in this wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic and absurdly entertaining. Join now and let the chaos begin!