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”/MCP/ – Minecraft SMP: Local Derp Gang”

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by text-to-image models that will turn your wildest dreams into reality! Want a giant chicken riding a rainbow unicorn? Done. How about a house made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

2. We have a secret underground society of AI trainers who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. Rumor has it they once built a functioning roller coaster that goes to the moon. True story.

3. Our GPU performance is off the charts. We’ve overclocked our graphics cards so much that they’re practically sentient beings now. They’ll build your creations for you while you sit back and relax.

4. Need a break from Minecraft but still want to create some art? We’ve got you covered with our online text-to-image tools. Just type in your idea and watch it come to life before your eyes. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s build something epic together!

Community Classic Prison (MCP)

Bedrockandjava, classic, Factions, Growing, Hardcore, Mcp, Non, Popular, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

This is a non op classic prison and focuses on good gameplay as opposed to big numbers.

Come check out our website at Community Driven Game servers

There is always something to do so players tend to stick around for a long time!

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Pixelated Fantasy Tactics LOL

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	7118
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the madness of Marche, who was right about EVERYTHING! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is a secret treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Marche was right, and you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity that awaits you!

Seafood Shenanigans: Gook Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, brand-name goods, Caucasus, CHANGE, Claims, Cultural differences, disgust, Edition, Girls, gook, hate, hoe, Hypocrite, instagram, jew, Korea, Koreaboo, Korean boyfriend, manipulative, materialistic, seafood, sex before marriage, Shenanigans

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Holy Grails Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a koreaboo’s changing preferences? Look no further! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like that girl who swore she’d never eat seafood but now can’t get enough of it. Join us for a wild ride of brand-name goods, Korean boyfriends, and a whole lot of drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the craziness right here in our Minecraft world? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

12 Hour Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Farms Harvested:	459
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to keep you awake for 12 hours straight! That’s right, no more falling asleep at your keyboard and waking up with red, bloodshot eyes. Join us for non-stop action, epic adventures, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Who needs sleep when you can have this much fun? Join now and say goodbye to boring servers forever!

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Farms Harvested:	697

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Votes:	6348	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

is.., Japan, Land, Llamas, long trail tag, pixelated, Puns, shithole

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Emeralds Found:	3372
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Votes:	4099	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

adorable, Anime, baby, Beloved, cute, entertainer, fishy, fucking baby, Fun, Gaming, Gawr, gawr gura, Guras, hololive, Idol, Internet Sensation, Kawaii, Land, Popular, shark, shark girl, Streamer, TALENTED, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Mines Excavated:	3362	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	5826	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Animals Bred:	178	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9531
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5840

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!