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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 4739 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Join our server for the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like our patience for players who can’t take a joke.
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” where you have to kick sheep into a goal while avoiding angry villagers, and “Creeper Dodgeball” where you have to dodge exploding creepers while trying to hit other players with snowballs. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s guaranteed to make you question your life choices.
So come join us on this wild ride of stupidity and creativity, because only the truly dumb can appreciate the genius of our server. Don’t be a square, be a cube!
