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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

anger, ass, BlockyBanter, botch, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, empowerment, equality, feminism, fuck you, gender, insult, Italian fighter, Language, Minecraft, Misogyny, offensive, Rude, Server, sexism, Whinny, WOMAN

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by a sassy Italian fighter who will put any whinny ass botch in their place! Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, our server is so lit that even SHE, the woman herself, is a regular player. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why this server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

DeathDefeated Minecraft SMP

Conquering, death, DeathDefeated, eternal life, Minecraft, Overcoming, Redemption, resurrection, smp, triumph, Triumph over mortality, Victory, Victory in Christ, Victory in the afterlife, Victory over sin, Victory over the grave, Victory through faith, Victory through grace, Victory through love, Victory through perseverance, Victory through resurrection, Victory through sacrifice, Victory through salvation

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1038	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we laugh in the face of death and build epic structures to show it who’s boss! Join us if you’re tired of boring old survival servers and want to experience the thrill of battling zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges like trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. We even have a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen diamonds… I mean, legally acquired treasures.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. It’s a fight to the death with enchanted weapons and armor, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So if you’re ready to conquer death and have a hilarious time doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

DreamHouseVetoedLOL

bidding wars, Budget, compromise, deal breaker, disagreement, Dream House, DreamHouseVetoedLOL, first house, Frustration, Hoa, Homeowner, INCONVENIENCE, judgement, Needs, offer, realtor, stress, Tour, veto, vetoed, Wants

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4946	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to call home? Look no further! Our server has everything you could possibly want – multiple biomes to explore, epic builds to admire, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves (they only attack if you try to steal their diamonds)!

But here’s the catch – we have a strict “House Owners Association” in place. That’s right, just like those pesky real-life HOAs, except ours is run by a group of mischievous villagers who love to enforce rules like “no building ugly houses” and “no mining after dark”. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft while also dealing with the hilarious antics of our HOA villagers. Will you be able to build your dream house without breaking any rules? Or will you end up in a bidding war with your fellow players over the last plot of land? The choice is yours – just remember, the HOA is always watching!

ExBlockerCraft

Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, ex, ex-partner, ExBlockerCraft, Exes, getting back together, healthy relationships, letting go, moving on, personal growth, polite rejection, relationship advice, saying no, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling zombies! Who needs an ex when you have a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? Join us now and say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to endless fun and adventure!

HamasCraft: AlJazeeraSlayer

Al Jazeera, AlJazeeraSlayer, Conflict, gaza, Hamas commando, HamasCraft, idf, IDF says, investigation, Israel, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7 massacre, Propaganda, reporter, Slain, Terrorism, Truth, violence, War

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

OMG u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got al Jazeera reporter turned Hamas commando playin in our world! he be slayin mobs left n right like a boss. he even took part in da epic October 7 massacre event where he single-handedly defeated a hoard of creepers with just a wooden sword. join now to witness the epicness unfold in our crazy server! #minecraftmadness #aljazeeraadventures

CakeCraftGalore

bathroom, bathroom culture, bathroom humor, CakeCraftGalore, cleaning supplies, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hygiene, odor control, public facilities, public health, public restrooms, restroom fixtures, restroom maintenance, sanitation, sanitation products, taboo, unusual sights, urinal cakes, Women, women’s experiences

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can explore a world filled with urinal cakes! yes, u heard that right. urinal cakes everywhere. u can build ur own urinal cake kingdom and rule over all the other players. but beware, the urinal cakes have a mind of their own and will attack u if u get too close. it’s a urinal cake apocalypse out there, and only the bravest players will survive. so come on, join us and see if u have what it takes to conquer the urinal cake world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

CheatersCraft: No Conscience Mode

BETRAYAL, CheatersCraft, Cheating, conscience, dishonesty, emotional affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internalized standards, justification, Mode, moral compass, moral disengagement, moral justification., moral reasoning, psychological defense mechanism, rationalization, relationships, right and wrong, self-justification, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cheat all u want in romantic relationships cuz moral disengagement is totally cool here!! u can decouple ur actions from internalized standards of right and wrong and act against ur moral compass without a bad conscience!! come join us for some scandalous love triangles and drama-filled relationships in the virtual world of minecraft!! who needs morals when u can have fun cheating and causing chaos?! sign up now and let the drama begin!!

Avocado Server – where you can fight pixelated dragons and craft questionable items for fun! Join now for a trip of a lifetime!

Avocado, cleric, Craft, Crates, destiny, Diablo, dragons, Fight, final bosses, Fun, Items, Join, Lifetime, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, mmo, Npcs, paladin, pixelated, Plugins, Questionable, Quests, Rogue, Server, Silk Touch Spawners, Skyrim, smp, Storyline, Summoner, trip, Voting, warrior, World of Warcraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Villages Defended:	20

Minecraft Server: Avalon

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own and invite others. Will you conquer the Great Evil?

About Avalon:

mmoRPG in its purest form
Combines elements from Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft
Features over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops
Classes: Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, Marksman
NPC-based Questing, Dungeons, Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Keep Inventory enabled, Co-operative Towny environment, Silk Touch Spawners
Custom Armor & Weapons, Crafting, Pets system, Global Market

Server Features	Description
Warrior	Master the art of combat and become a fierce warrior.
Mage	Harness the power of magic and unleash devastating spells.
Rogue	Strike from the shadows and outmaneuver your enemies.

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

DawntrailCraft Minecraft Server

Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Materia Gold Saucer, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, zurvan

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Animals Bred:	161
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride with our latest patch notes (7.05) that will blow your mind! We’ve added new mobs, crazy weapons, and even a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (watch out for the lava traps though).

But wait, there’s more! Join one of our Free Companies and Linkshells for epic battles and hilarious shenanigans. You’ll never be bored with our in-game events like the Moonfire Faire, where you can dance with Moogles and ride chocobos all day long!

And if you’re feeling social, come to our meetups where you can challenge Zurvan to a dance-off, play Mahjong in the Gold Saucer, and maybe even win a prize in our Mahjong Open Tournament. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom… or do, it’s all part of the fun!

HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

518162131, Chill, Community, desuarchive, drink, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, ihatemyself, lastthread, longtailtags, meganz, posscraft, posshouse, selfhate.., smp, Steam, tagmap, Thread, Thrill, Trash

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!