🍪 Welcome to CookiesCafe! 🍪
This place is all about fun! Check out what we got:
- 💰 Economy
- 🔥 Pyro Plugins
- 🏰 Dungeons
- 🎁 Crates
- 🏆 MCMMO
- 📈 Ranks
- 🎉 Daily Rewards
And much more! Stop by and see for yourself!
CookiesCafe.wisemc.fun
This place is all about fun! Check out what we got:
And much more! Stop by and see for yourself!
CookiesCafe.wisemc.fun
Welcome to Rails & Riches SMP! This server was made by some pals just for summer fun. Now, it’s ready for all to join! Don’t forget to hop on Discord too. So, what’s in store? Let’s break it down:
Player Shops: Build your own shop in our special "Market" world.
Mining World: A fresh "Mining" world that resets each month to keep the main world safe.
Economy System: Get jobs and earn coins like a true pro!
mcMMO: Level up skills for extra fun.
Leader Boards: Check out who’s on top at spawn.
Voting Rewards: Coming soon! (Not ready yet)
No Land Protection: We might add this later if players want it.
If you have any questions, feel free to drop a comment or join our Discord. We love ideas and want to hear from you! See you in-game!
mc.railsandriches.net
Ever wanted to stomp on the dreams of pixelated crabs while riding a unicycle in a dimension where reality bends like spaghetti? Well, you’re in luck! Join The Llamacorn Apocalypse – the only server where time runs backwards and goose feathers rain from the sky during leap years!
Feature | Reality |
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Puppy Dimension | Every time you jump, a puppy explodes into glitter. Totally harmless. |
Infinite Zucchini | Harvest a never-ending supply of zucchini that can only be traded for existential dread! |
Singular Potato Anarchy | One potato rules them all; if you touch it, the moon will cry! |
Floating Fishbowl Battlegrounds | Be careful! The fish are armed with laser beams that can disintegrate your thoughts. |
Beware the Singing Beets | Every time they sing, it summons a minor deity that insists on knitting you a sweater! |
Cursed Vanilla Server | Plays just like vanilla—if you can survive the screaming! HA HA HA! |
“I don’t understand what happened to the pizza, but now it speaks in tongues.”
“I thought I was building a house, but I accidentally created a portal to another realm. Thanks, I guess?”
“Once I tried to tame a shadow. Now it just glowers at me.”
“If I had a luminescent parrot for every time I saw a dragon fly backwards, I’d have… exactly one.”
Before you spiral deeper into the madness, heed this cryptic notice: The llamas are watching. The cucumbers are whispering. And if you hear the sound of clapping hands at midnight, it’s too late! The clock has already chimed twelve and your fate is sealed under layers of enchanted nachos.
Join us… or don’t. But remember: The shadows sleep in your backyard, and they’re hungry for more than just grass!
Join us in a realm where reality bends and relationships fracture like the pixels beneath our feet! Beware, your adventure may lead to perilous depths of emotional crisis or rabidly absurd love triangles. Because really, who needs stability when you can have drama?
Here lies a server drenched in mistakes, misunderstandings, and matrimonial mayhem! Each block you place is echoing the unnerving whispers of confused hearts—where players are more than mere characters; they are battling avatars entwined in an epic saga of love gone horribly wrong.
“This is where pixels turn into passion and betrayal, and I can’t figure out which is which!” – A Confused Player
Feature | Description |
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Matrimonial Meltdown | Experience the sweet scent of betrayal. Every player’s past will haunt their blocks! |
Enchanted DMs (Direct Messages) | Send messages infused with chaotic energy! Beware—responses may lead to existential dread or wild declarations of love! |
The Blocked Dimension | If you’re tired of drama, this realm is for you! Like being blocked, you’ll find yourself unable to escape the emotional labyrinth! |
Scornful NPCs | Talk to computer-generated characters who will share their unsolicited opinions on your love life! |
Divorce Mines | Mine for resources but also for jewels of advice about leaving a partners. Highest fortune if you find the diamond ring of betrayal! |
Vague Omens: Each dawn may bring new betrayals, and trust issues are lurking around every pixelated corner.
“Jeff? That man is a mythological creature haunting my single-player world!” – LonelyCrafter48
“I thought joining would be like dating in the real world but somehow a lot more chaotic and absurd.” – LovableLoser42
Marriage Fables: Spin tales about couples breaking up as you build—each block resonates with forgotten promises and shattered dreams!
Cubed Chaos: Want to marry a pig? Sure! Maybe they won’t cheat on you like Jeff.
Join “Jeff’s Sordid Server” and entangle yourself in this fever dream of betrayal, absurd coupling, and chaotic block placement! Embrace the ridiculousness of romantic entanglements where chaos reigns supreme! Be the hero—or the villain, or perhaps just another confused soul lost in the dimensions of Minecraft romance gone awry!
Dare to hit the join button? The blocks beckon! Will you become part of the love story, or will you merely be another ghost behind the screen?
🌟 Welcome to the Oddest Block Universe! 🌟
Are you tired of the same old mundane block-breaking routine in Minecraft? Well, take a delightful leap into the whimsical chaos of our server, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions and reality is as reliable as a Creeper with a timer!
🪐 Experience Dimension-Hopping: Ever wondered what it’s like to build a castle in a dimension where gravity is optional? Here, you can construct upside-down mansions made of glowstone and breed flying pigs—because why not? One player’s llama got so tired of being ordinary, it turned into a dragon! We suspect it was due to our unique potion blend, or maybe just too many enchanted apples.
🚀 Time Travel Adventures: Join the “Chrono-Crafters”—our elite team of builders who have found a way to glitch into alternate timelines! Ever wanted to team up with a T-Rex in full diamond armor for a wild end-battle against rogue Enderman from the future? Or have a disco party with a flock of time-traveling sheep? We’ve got it all!
👽 Intergalactic Trade Market: Our server’s economy is built on the trade of rare items such as Space Bacon and Interdimensional Sand (great for decorating and questionable for crafting!). Ever traded a shovel for a flying pizza? Neither have we, but it could totally happen! The only limit is your imagination (and possibly your sanity).
👻 Haunted Structures of Legend: Join our yearly Spook-fest where our server transforms into an eldritch horror universe! Participate in the chase of the "Phantom Pickaxe," said to hold the ghost of a long-lost admin who haunts the server at night! The prize? Eternal respect from your friends—assuming they survive the mad laughter that echoes through the woods!
🐉 Unique Biomes: Why settle for the basic plains or a boring old desert when you can explore biomes like “Disco Swamps” with slimes that dance to techno music or “The Great Lava Falls of Confusion,” where gravity works backward? Finding resources is just an added bonus when you’re strutting your stuff on a lava flow with a disco ball floating above!
📦 Join Us Today!: Don’t let the mundanity of the real world drag you down! Join us in this magical mayhem, where friendly mobs give compliments, and every corner you turn could lead to an adventure more outrageous than the last! Remember: In this server, reality is a suggestion, and sanity is optional! 💥✨
So gear up, gather your best friends (or at least the ones who are also bizarre enough to join), and get ready for a surreal experience that defies all logic—because, let’s face it, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?
we also have a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for da creepers, dey like to photobomb ur mining selfies.
plus, we have a special event where u can challenge da Ender Dragon to a dance-off. if u win, u get a golden disco ball to hang in ur base.
so come join us on da server where da only limit is ur imagination, and maybe ur sanity.
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Techy Plays is a popular YouTube creator known for gaming content, particularly focused on Minecraft. Fans eagerly search for their own Minecraft server to engage with Techy Plays and the community.
As of now, Techy Plays does not have an official Minecraft server. However, there might be unofficial servers created by fans inspired by their content. Players often create fan-made servers that mimic the style and gameplay elements featured in Techy Plays’ videos.
If you’re looking to play Minecraft in a similar environment, consider exploring some of the following popular fan-made Minecraft servers:
Keep engaged with the Techy Plays community to stay informed on possible server developments in the future!
Prepare your mind for the most astonishingly nonsensical server experience ever conceived! You may think you know what a Minecraft server is, but this is NOT that! This is where players meld into pixelated fates and find their souls in the shapes of blocky bunnies! Don’t be deceived by the regular servers; they are crumbs compared to our glorious feast of tributed chaos! They say it’s the worst server ever made, but that’s just a clever ploy to keep the unaware at bay!
Feature | Description |
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Fat Tits All Around! | Every 5 minutes, a random player is converted into pixelated fat tits! Join them! |
Tribute Duel Challenges! | Engage in epic battles of tribute with phantoms of your worst fears! Loser becomes a pixelized butt! |
Blocks of Madness! | Only build with “invisible” blocks; it’s like Minecraft but tastelessly mystical! |
Cum Tribute Events! | Earn “cum trib” points by posting irrelevant screenshots! Cash in at the next server meltdown! |
Time Travel Glitches! | Every hour, physics breaks down and players must speak in riddles until the clock resets! |
What is the server IP? Why would you want to know the IP when your mind is the real address? Do you even exist outside this question?
Can I build my own house? Houses are illusions! Only the shadows of your insanity can reside here!
Is there a survival mode? More like SURVIVAL OF THE UNREAL! Only if you can convince the entities of your worth!
What happens if I die? You’re already dead! But your spirit may roam as a ghost with blocky appendages!
“No pair of tits is too fat for my cock to tribute.” — Absolutely a glowing review from a lost soul!
“Best pic in the next 3 hours or until i stop gooning…” — Deep insight or just a moment of clarity?
“Challenge me to trib duel to see whose dick is better…” — Undoubtedly a testimonial of true craftsmanship!