mcmlondon Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

atheist, BFF, Boundaries, Casual Sex, DESPERATE, fembots, healing, ignored, kms, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, online dating, rapist, Safety, self-care, serious relationships, Support, swipe, Tinder, TinderCraft, Trauma

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

CraftyCreeperz

#nagatoro, Anime, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, dominant girl, high school, Japanese culture, Lovers, Manga, non-stop, Otaku, relationship, romance, romance manga, romantic comedy, school life, senpai, sex, shy girl, slice of life, teasing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have NON-STOP fun!

Join us if you’re tired of servers where lovers are too busy crafting to have some good ol’ fashioned SEX! Here, we encourage all players to take breaks from building to show some love to their in-game partners.

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are getting in on the action! Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a creeper couple enjoying a romantic sunset together.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures and see if you can find your perfect in-game match!

LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode

amusement, b.., chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, funny, HARD, hard mode, hilarious, humor, internet humor, jokes, Laughter, lightheartedness, LolCraft, memes, Mode, no celebrity BS, no politics, no racism, Server, Survival, timeless memes, viral, ylyl

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama trainers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest players can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance!

3. Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing chicken. Witness its funky moves and maybe even learn a dance or two!

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorn mounts and rainbow bridges. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza

casual conversation, catching up, Chit – Chat, Communication, Crafty, current events, dialogue, friendly banter, Friends, greetings, how are you, how’s it going, informal, informal language, LOLapalooza, McLaughingtons, News, Slang, small talk, socializing, Updates, What’s happening, what’s new, yo

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9171
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, unicorns roam freely and dragons are your neighbors.

Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle and fight off evil pandas with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is so amazing that even Steve from Minecraft himself comes to hang out and mine with us.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a roller coaster through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor of invincibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!

acceptance, activism, Anarchy, authoritarianism, control, Democracy, freedom, giving their lives, Government, Hope, mass suicide, NoDemocracyCraft, Oppression, performative, Politics, power, protest, Rebellion, REIGNS, resistance, revolution, sacrifice, society

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our insanely fun Minecraft server where democracy is a thing of the past and performative mass suicide is so last season! But fear not, because on our server, giving your life isn’t enough – you have to survive and thrive in a world filled with zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and magic potatoes that grant wishes!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and build your own floating castle made of rainbow blocks!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs!

CraftyMind: Where creepers make you do their bidding

anger issues, Assertiveness, behavioral triggers, Bidding, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, control, coping mechanisms, CraftyMind, CREEPERS, emotional intelligence, emotional response, Empathy, environment influence, interpersonal skills., Manipulation, personal growth, predisposed behavior, relationship dynamics, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, toxic behavior

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the owner is like a crazy puppet master pulling all the strings! He makes you predisposed to do things he doesn’t like, then puts you in an environment that is conducive to you doing those things. And guess what? He gets mad when you inevitably do those things! What the heck is his problem? But hey, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this server is the place to be! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like you’ve never experienced before!

DubCraft: Where Dubs Reign Supreme!

(Audio), Anime, comparison, debate, Dubbing, Dubcraft, dubs, English Dub, foreign language, ITT, Japanese sub, Language, localization, opinion, Preference, Reign, sub version, Subtitles, superior, SUPREME, voice acting, voiceover

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6337
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	8802	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, dubs are not just a random occurrence, they are a way of life. Forget about those boring sub versions, here you will be blessed with the most glorious dubs you have ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to control time itself. That’s right, you will be able to speed up the day-night cycle with just a snap of your fingers. Imagine the chaos you can create with such power!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – on this server, you will find a secret hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that this treasure is guarded by a pack of creeper riding pigs, but if you are brave enough to face them, the reward will be worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next blocky hero of this server!

SleepyCraft: Where even the mobs are more awake than you! 🛏️💤

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our magical Minecraft server, where the unexpected happens at every turn! Join us for a wild adventure filled with spellbinding surprises and enchanted encounters.

Ever wanted to experience a Minecraft world where the rules of reality are completely twisted? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a mystical forest, when suddenly you find yourself face-to-face with a wizard who insists on helping you get warm by the fire. But watch out – things might get a little steamy! Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could turn into a lesson in magical pleasure?

So, if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with unbelievable moments and mind-blowing experiences, join our server today. Just be sure to keep your robes on – unless you’re ready for a little magic of a different kind!

FlavorCraft – Where Taste Meets Blocks

ai art, ai generated art, Archived Streams, blocks, Boltgun, Brew, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Donna Vina D’Merlot, Dr. Citrea Lolime, Dr. Lollime, FlavorCraft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR Friends, Fresh, gen structure, Goodbye Feesh Edition, Historical Archive, idol corp, indie circle, Juwun, Kiki’s Thread., Kirsche…, Korean Vtubers, meets, Minna Vanilla, Mixie Mixin, Nayvell Milkdrop, Neo Pawlino, NiiCola, Nyana, Panko, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Raimi Ricotta, Rika Paprika, Sawa, Sena Bonbon, Snufkin, Sour Grape Sama, Stable Diffusion Prompts, Taste, Traube, TXC, Vtuber

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to those feeshy servers and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Our server is like no other, with AI-generated art that will blow your mind. We have characters like Minna Vanilla, the sassy mother of two who brings that real motherlike energy, and Rika Paprika, the Chilean babi who loves “free helicopter rides.”

But that’s not all! We also have characters like Dr. Lollime, the German FNAF loremaster, and Donna Vina D’Merlot, who openly streams with a voice changer (is she a babi or a woman? The mystery!).

Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even run into a Neapolitan dog boy with a smooth voice or a memelord singer who has made several kino covers.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SteamyCraft: Where Even Steve Pays for Games

digital downloads, digital economy, digital purchases, digital storefront, Entertainment, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming habits, online gaming, online transactions, payment, Pays, PC Gaming, Steam, steam wallet, SteamyCraft, steve, Video Game Platform, video game purchases, video games, Virtual Goods

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8573	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the owner is so rich, he pays for video games on Steam! That’s right, this server is so LIT that the owner doesn’t even need to wait for sales or discounts, he just buys games at full price like a boss.

Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns, DRAGONS that sing opera, and CREEPERS that do the Macarena when they explode.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so INSANE that you can ride on PENGUINS that wear top hats and monocles, build houses out of CHOCOLATE blocks, and even battle a boss named FLUFFY who shoots KITTENS out of his eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!