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Heckin’ StrikeCraft!

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, escalation, heckin, hezbollah, idf, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, northern border, RETALIATION, SECURITY, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tension, Troops, violence, warplanes

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	76	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? We got crazier battles than those IDF troops on the northern border, man! Our warplanes don’t mess around, they launch waves of strikes on those pesky creepers and zombies like it’s nobody’s business. Join us if you wanna experience some real hardcore action and take your Minecraft skills to the next level. Plus, we got secret underground bases and hidden treasures that will blow your mind, dude. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now!

Pixel PTSD Prevention Server

assault victims, brain activity, brain scans, cognitive neuroscience, disorder prevention, early signs, EEG scans, emotional trauma, mental disorder, mental health, mental health interventions, neurological activity, neuroscience, PIXEL, Prevention, psychological impact, ptsd, PTSD development, Server, sexual assault survivors, targeted interventions, Trauma, trauma response

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dimension Hops:	15
Emeralds Found:	4746	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Votes:	4670	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is on fire? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes. we got eeg scans up in here, revealing all sorts of crazy stuff like early signs of ptsd development in sexual assault survivors. but don’t worry, we’re not just a bunch of science nerds, we also got targeted interventions to prevent the disorder from taking hold. join now and let’s get this party started, y’all! #minecraft #litserver #brainonfire

DestoryerMC

24/7, active player base., Bedwars, DestoryerMC, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, non pay-to-win, Server, Skywars

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	2778	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Our Server provide you best experience without any lag. Our server is 24/7 online with active player base. Destoryer MC have Bedwars Lifesteal and Skywars best thing about server is that it is not “PAY TO WIN” so you can play with out any worries that why it best server

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Hey kids, join CelestialCraft! We promise there won’t be any pigs flying, unless they’re mods!

Adventurer, BUILD, Builder, CelestialCraft, Challenges, Connect, Conquer, Cosmos, Create, custom events, flying, Grief Prevention, hey, Join, Kids, Legacy, Magic Carpets, Mature Community, Mods, Pigs, Player Shops, Promise, PvP, Rankup System, redstone engineer, smp, StarShards Currency, Survival, Theyre, Universe, Wont

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Buildings Constructed:	41
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

CelestialCraft Server Overview:

Server IP	mc.celestialcraft.gg
Version	1.21
Discord	https://discord.celestialcraft.gg

Features:

Join Us Today! Whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, CelestialCraft has something for you. Explore the cosmos, conquer challenges, and build your legacy on our server. Connect now: mc.celestialcraft.gg

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is optional and off by default. Players can enable PvP when they want to engage in duels.

Q: How can I earn StarShards currency?

A: StarShards can be earned through quests, achievements, and events on the server. They can be spent on unique items in the StarShards shop.

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: The server has a Grief Prevention system where players can claim land and customize their claims with advanced settings to keep their builds safe.

Q: Are there regular server-wide events?

A: Yes, there are weekly server-wide events designed to keep things exciting for players. Currently, there is a goal to collectively slay 13,000 monsters.

Q: How can I progress through ranks on the server?

A: Players can progress through ranks by playing on the server, unlocking exclusive perks at each rank, and eventually becoming a server legend.

Q: Is the server suitable for mature players?

A: Yes, the server is tailored for a mature audience, providing a respectful and enjoyable environment for all players.

Thirsty for Blocks Minecraft Server

alcohol, Beverages, blocks, bored, Boredom, cocktails, comma separated, craving, drink, Fun, Hangout, list, long tail, Minecraft, Party, Relax, Server, Socialize, tags, Thirsty, unwind, Want

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1202	Farms Harvested:	261
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us for wild parties in the virtual world where you can drink all the virtual potions you want without any consequences. We’ve got virtual bars, virtual dance floors, and even virtual hangover cures!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Brawl, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches for the chance to win the coveted Diamond Sword of Destiny. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a Creeper while tipsy on virtual ale.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the blocky shenanigans begin! Just remember to drink responsibly – even if it’s just virtual.

What The Fuck Is He Talking About Minecraft SMP

Absurdity, BIZARRE, confusion, deep thoughts, disbelief, Enigma, existential crisis, fuck, immovable object, incomprehension, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Nonsensical, Paradox, perplexing, philosophical musings, puzzling, questioning reality, smp, strange, surreal, Talking, unstoppable force

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the sky is the limit… literally! Join us and experience the thrill of hanging from the sky like a majestic bat, defying gravity with your sheer awesomeness.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds and the dankest memes. Will you be able to track him down and uncover the secrets of his power? Only time will tell.

So why join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house out of enchanted cheese, and challenge a llama to a dance-off for the title of Disco King? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest, craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Hang from the sky, ride pigs, battle zombie chickens, and become the ultimate Disco King. The fun never stops on our server!

ProfitCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CAR, children, company sale profit, credit cards, DEBT, decision, ex wife, family business, family dynamics, financial support, Household, husband, Minecraft, MONEY, ownership, profit distribution, ProfitCraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SPENDING, student loans

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	244	Ores Mined:	2810
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of family business drama in pixelated form!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between a player who wants to give his ex-wife a fat stack of cash and his current wife who’s not having any of it. Will he be able to pay off all of his ex’s debts and take her on fancy vacations? Or will his current wife put her foot down and demand he spend all the money on diamond armor instead?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now and experience the drama, the intrigue, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Momma’s Taxi Service: Not for Dates

Boundaries, CAR, Dates.., DATING, disagreement, Driving, Events, family, INCONVENIENCE, INDEPENDENCE, License, mom, mommas, Nighttime, Parties, refusal, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, service, Sleep, Support, taxi

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mines Excavated:	3095
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Potions Brewed:	154	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of being your mom’s personal chauffeur? Join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of late-night drives to questionable dates! We offer a virtual world where you can build your own car and drive wherever you want, without any guilt trips from family members. Say goodbye to awkward drop-offs and hello to the freedom of exploring our wacky and wild server. So come on, hop in your pixelated ride and let’s hit the road to adventure!

TroubleTown Minecraft SMP

best place, getting in trouble, Minecraft, smp, Trouble, trouble areas, trouble dens, trouble destinations, trouble hangouts, trouble havens, trouble hideouts, trouble hotspots, trouble lairs, trouble locations, trouble magnets, trouble nests, trouble pits, trouble spots, trouble spots to avoid, trouble traps, trouble zones, trouble-prone areas, TroubleTown

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is the ultimate destination for troublemakers, rebels, and mischief-makers alike. We have a reputation for causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us if you want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant pink fluffy unicorn. Our community is full of master trolls who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until your sides hurt.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of players who are rumored to be able to summon Herobrine himself. If you dare to join us, you better be prepared for the craziest adventures of your Minecraft life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, in this world, trouble is not just encouraged – it’s mandatory.

ProudBodyPartMC

body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, physical appearance, ProudBodyPartMC, self appreciation, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-perception, self-validation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t appreciate your fabulousness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your best assets! We don’t care if it’s your perfectly sculpted abs or your luscious locks, we want to see it all in all its blocky glory!

Join our server and be prepared to strut your stuff in style. We have regular fashion shows where players can show off their most fashionable pixelated outfits and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Model. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players can compete to be crowned the most beautiful block in all the land. Will you be the one to take home the coveted diamond-encrusted tiara?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner diva shine! Who knows, you might just become the most famous block in all of Minecraft!