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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4752 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 488152 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources and building epic structures. No time for sexism or racism here, just good old-fashioned fun!
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So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where the only drama is whether or not you can survive the night. Trust us, your son will thank you for it (eventually).