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LazyLootMC SMP

abundance mindset, daily income, dream life, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, LazyLootMC, life without work, Lifestyle Design, living the dream, luxury living, manifesting abundance, passive income, personal growth, pursue hobbies, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress-free living, travel the world

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
New Chunks Explored:	368830	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of grinding for resources in Minecraft? Do you dream of a world where you can just sit back and relax while the diamonds roll in? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make $200 a day without even lifting a finger!

Imagine building the most epic base without ever having to mine for materials. Picture yourself cruising around in a diamond-studded minecart, sipping on a potion of invisibility as you prank your friends.

Join our server now and live the high life in Minecraft! Who needs to work when you can make bank just by logging on? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a Minecraft king without breaking a sweat.

CraftyYTUselessCourses

CraftyYTUselessCourses, Digital Marketing, Educational Videos, false promises, ineffective courses, internet-marketing, misleading ads, online courses, online education, online learning, online scams, online seminars, online training, online tutorials, online workshops, overhyped courses, scam courses, useless courses, Waste of Money, worthless content, youtube ads

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ores Mined:	3048
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

5g, 6G, damping, electromagnetic absorption, normal-mode analysis, protein tubulin, subterahertz range, telecommunication technologies, Tubulin, VIBES, vibration modes, water layers

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Buildings Constructed:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Farms Harvested:	270
Void Gems Collected:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	5601	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Items Found:	7340
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.

Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

Advancements, Adventures, aged, apply, cheddar, Chill, Community, Dash, Discord, Edition, End Biomes, Fun, Game, Griefing, Join, mobs, Mods, New server, Newbieville, proximity chat, smp, stealing, Vanilla, vertical slabs, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 SMP
Mods	Better End (New end biomes with items and mobs) Simple Voice Chat (In-game proximity chat) Vertical slabs (Adds vertical slabs) Blaze and caves advancements (Adds over 1000 new advancements to hunt for)
Community Rules	18+ whitelisted community with no griefing or stealing allowed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and apply for whitelist: https://discord.gg/JmKpUdBTZw
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older to join
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	No griefing or stealing is allowed, and we aim to create a chill and enjoyable environment for all players
Is there a limit on the number of players who can join?	We are accepting new applications, but there may be a limit based on server capacity

Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

Coming of Age, Emotional journey, enjoyment, Experience, first time, intimate moment, life-changing event, losing virginity, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, personal experience, Personal story, regret, Self Discovery, Server, sexual awakening, sexual debut, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual exploration, teenage years, VIRGINITY

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LootLifters Minecraft Server

aisle traffic, aita, Assistance, Australian mateship, Congestion, cultural expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Flight, Hospitality, lack of gratitude, lady, LootLifters, luggage, Minecraft, not assisting, overhead compartment, queue cutting, retrieve, rude behavior, Server, staff assistance

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

BFFBridesmaidDrama

ASD, bbq, Best Friend, BFFBridesmaidDrama, blue hair, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, Confrontation, cousins, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, girly girls, Kids, News, piercings, Planning, Pregnant, Secrets, tattoos, Wedding, wedding dress shopping

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Villages Defended:	20	Meteorites Collected:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!