HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN HEROBRINE WOULD BE JEALOUS!
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS TEACH YOU HOW TO BUILD EPIC SAND CASTLES!
IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME THE RICHEST MINECRAFTER IN THE WORLD, WITH A MANSION MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD BLOCKS AND A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING DOWN TO PEE WHILE SCROLLING THROUGH YOUR PHONE!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more infectious H5N1 influenza viruses than you can shake a stick at! but don’t worry, we’ve got heat treatment to make sure they don’t spread like wildfire.
our scientists at the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases have been working round the clock to make sure our raw milk is safe for all players.
so come on down and join the fun! who knew a minecraft server could be so full of adventure and danger? but hey, that’s just how we roll. so grab your sword and get ready to battle those pesky viruses in the most epic way possible.
Don’t be mean. Greifing and pvp is enabled but not advised. Play together and enjoy the game together with others. World will be possible to download in future should you wish to continue your journey alone offline :)Keep the spawn clean and welcoming to new players and don’t greif around spawn where people start buildings and communities, thanks :)Be kind. Don’t ruin others work. Disable all cheats or mods that give advantage to you for FAIR play :)Sleeping on bed will set your spawnpoint on death. If your bed is missing you will respawn back at server spawn point.Some players might be underaged and therefore keep a clean and nice tone in chat otherwise you will be muted/blacklisted on the server.
Will try to have a community run server so all suggestions and comments are welcome. Work in progross server!!This is a fresh start world. – no cheating – no bullying – no racism – no hate speach – no spamming or advertising
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics.It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.
Features
Different medieval faction types
kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
Feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore
written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats
that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building
More Information
To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.
How to Join
To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wonders of Poland like never before. We have a special guest appearance from the one and only Polish rapper Fagata, who will be performing live concerts in-game every hour on the hour.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Polish potato farm, where you can harvest potatoes while dodging crazed chickens and zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Pierogi Mountain, rumored to be filled with diamonds, emeralds, and delicious dumplings.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the wild and wacky world of Poland. Who knows, you might even run into Fagata himself, spitting fire bars and dropping sick beats in the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps and never finding your true love? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can meet the love of your life! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a cute British girl joins your game. Sparks fly as you build a virtual castle together and ride off into the sunset on virtual horses.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, Americans may have a hard time moving to the UK, but fear not, because Pakis can get in for the low, low price of £37k. That’s right, for the cost of a luxury car, you can teleport yourself into a world of adventure, friendship, and maybe even romance.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the brilliance of all players, no matter their background or abilities! Just like my sister Claire, who is a physics and engineering prodigy with a passion for AI. If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to chat with her about the latest advancements in technology and maybe even learn a thing or two!
But beware, if you dare to insult anyone’s intelligence on our server, you’ll face the wrath of our overprotective family members. Just like my father-in-law, who learned the hard way that you don’t mess with our smart cookies. He may think he’s the smartest person in the room, but we all know Claire takes the cake!
So come join our server and experience the joy of learning and growing together, while also witnessing some epic family drama unfold. Who needs soap operas when you have Minecraft?
Are you tired of dealing with griefers, hackers, and general jerks on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!
Join us on our server where the worst person you’ll ever meet is a chicken who keeps stealing all the diamonds and hiding them in his secret chicken coop. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of highly trained ninja pigs ready to take him down and retrieve your precious loot.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama you’ll find is between a chicken and some pigs, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!
u kno wat else is a betrayal? not joinin dis epic minecraft server! we got more drama den a soap opera, wit alliances bein formed and betrayals happenin left and right. u can join a faction and fight for power, or u can be a lone wolf and wreak havoc on the land.
we got custom plugins dat make ur gameplay experience so lit, u won’t wanna leave ur computer. we even got a secret underground city where u can trade rare items and plot against ur enemies.
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, den u can just blame it on brain damage.
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s like a magical fairy tale land but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day.
and get this, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted weapons. it’s like a real-life fantasy adventure, but in block form.
oh, and did i mention that our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh? we have epic build battles and crazy events like a giant water slide made entirely out of lava. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re looking for a place to escape reality and have a blast with some awesome peeps, then come join us on this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and diamond-laying chickens await you!
