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AspirinCraft: Mine for a Cure!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

so like, if you wanna reduce your risk of colorectal cancer, just pop some aspirin like candy, bro! this server is like the aspirin of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna reduce your risk of boredom and bring you the most epic adventures ever! we’ve got crazy mobs, insane dungeons, and even a secret treasure hidden by a unicorn! join us and become the hero of your own story, just like aspirin is the hero of reducing cancer risk! come on, what are you waiting for? aspirin awaits!

Mystmoor: Where survival is easier than turning off a redstone lamp! Join now for a challenge on Paper 1.21!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Towns Built:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion. Friendly staff ready to help. Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. The challenge of Hard mode. Strong measures against cheating and grief. No pay-to-win. Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today! Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV Website: https://mystmoor.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP

Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted server.
What version of Minecraft does Mystmoor use?	Mystmoor uses the latest version of Minecraft for its gameplay.
Are there rules against cheating and griefing?	Yes, Mystmoor has strong measures in place against cheating and griefing to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the provided link.
Is there a website for Mystmoor?	Yes, Mystmoor has a website where you can find more information and resources for the server.

ChocoTurn Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Towns Built:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a llama named Choco who is the ultimate ruler! It was his turn to lead and boy, does he take his job seriously. He’s got a diamond-studded crown and everything!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a llama king, dance with creepers, and go on a wild treasure hunt all in one place? Come join the fun and see what other crazy adventures await you!

The Crybabes Minecraft SMP

Anime, anticipation, August 13th, Ay yo, Band, confession scene, Crybabes, Drama, emotions, EXCITEMENT, fan theories, Girls Band Cry, hype, japanese, Minecraft, Music, official English release, reactions, release date, smp, SobsPlease, speculation, subaru, Thread

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old confession scenes? Well, fear not because our server is dropping on August 13th and we guarantee we will not mess up the confession scene harder than SobsPlease did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few love confessions that will make you question your sanity. So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

Mom’s AFK, Let’s Play!

Afk, Babysitting, custody issues, divorced parents, family communication, family dynamics, feeling trapped, hanging out with friends, lack of freedom, Lets, moms, parental conflict, parental expectations, parenting challenges, personal time, Play, seeking advice, shared custody, sibling age gap, sibling care, sibling responsibility, sneaking out, teenage rebellion, underage responsibilities

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Items Found:	2887	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Are you tired of being forced to babysit your siblings every time you log on to your mom’s house? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking out the back door while your 12-year-old sibling handles things like a boss. No more yelling moms or grounded punishments here, just pure freedom to hang out with your friends and explore the virtual world of Minecraft.

And don’t worry about your dad getting upset, he’ll understand your side because on our server, we support each other like a family (minus the babysitting duties). So come on over and leave the real world behind, because on our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny!

FrySauceFanatic Minecraft SMP

aioli, barbecue sauce, buffalo sauce, cheese sauce, chipotle mayo, condiments, curry ketchup, dipping sauce, favorite sauce, Fries, FrySauceFanatic, garlic aioli, honey mustard, ketchup, Mayo, Minecraft, Ranch, smp, Sriracha, sweet chili sauce, tartar sauce, truffle aioli, vinegar dip

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant plate of fries with every sauce imaginable! From ketchup to ranch to unicorn tears, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Fry, rumored to grant the power of infinite potatoes. But beware, the evil Potato Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your fries and turn them into mashed potatoes!

But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against the Potato Overlord – the Sauce Sword! Crafted from the rarest condiments in the land, this sword is the only thing that can defeat the evil spud.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the fries are hot and the sauce is even hotter! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Blocky Pleasure Land

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	166
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you more pleasure than any other? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually getting it on with a creeper. And don’t even get us started on the satisfaction of finding diamonds… it’s like hitting the G-spot every time. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft action that will leave you screaming “Enderman” in ecstasy!

BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Farms Harvested:	197
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so epic they can sink submarines in the Black Sea? Well, look no further cuz that’s just a normal day on our server! We got crazy events like underwater battles with sea monsters and epic treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. So come on and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible, even sinking Russian submarines in the Black Sea!

KimJongCraftLauncherz

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	2763
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 250 launchers ready to fire low-yield nuclear weapons! It’s like North Korea but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of dictators. Build your own bunker to survive the chaos or team up with other players to take over the world. Who needs diplomacy when you have TNT? Join now for a blast of a time!

MinecraftMindMelt

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.

we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.

plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.

so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.