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SMPBryanSlayer – >Ends Bryan’s career with a guitar… in Minecraft SMP

Bryan Danielson, Bryan’s career, Bryans, career, career ending, dramatic, dramatic exit, emotional, Entertainment, Finale, gtends, guitar, guitar attack, guitar shot, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Retirement, scripted, Shocking.., smp, SMPBryanSlayer, Sports Entertainment, Storyline, unexpected, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	7960

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and unexpected twists. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the time we ended Bryan’s career with a guitar shot in-game? Yeah, that’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level here. Who knew a virtual guitar could be so deadly? So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few guitar shots), then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

MotherInLawGriefGone

Boundaries, career, children, Communication, compromise, decision, family, Father, financial trouble, Guilt, husband, in-laws, Loss, mother-in-law, MotherInLawGriefGone, Obligations, Prioritizing, Relocation, sentimental attachment, Support

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Holy Grails Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where you can experience the ultimate family feud showdown!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your virtual husband and father-in-law. Your husband wants to stay with his dad to support him after the tragic loss of his mom, while you’re trying to convince him to come back home to prioritize your family. Who will he choose? Will your virtual kids be torn between their two virtual dads? The drama is real, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Help your father-in-law navigate through financial troubles, emotional dependency, and stubbornness all while building the Minecraft house of his dreams. Will he finally agree to move in with you or will he cling to his sacred space forever? The suspense is killing us!

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, tough decisions, and virtual family bonding like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

CraftyJailTime30

30 Years, arrest, authoritarianism, Calls, Corruption, CraftyJailTime30, Dictatorship, González, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, jailed, machado, Maduro, opposition, Politics, protest, Régime, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of maduro and have crazy pvp battles with machado and gonzález! we have dungeons filled with llamas and treasure chests full of emeralds! if you don’t join, maduro will personally come to your house and make you eat rotten potatoes for 30 years! so come join now or face the wrath of maduro’s potato army!

EndlessWorld – Vanilla Minecraft Server

Calm, Cozy, Development, Discord, EndlessWorld, Enjoy, Minecraft, Relax, Server, SURVIVE, Vanilla, vk

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Animals Bred:	76
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Hello, Buddy! Welcome to the cozy and calm Minecraft server – EndlessWorld (Version 1.7.10). This is where you can relax, survive, and mostly ENJOY! All information: VK – https://vk.com/endless_mc, DISCORD – (under development…)

185.9.145.8:25773

Grasshopper SMP: Where Grass Actually Hops! 🌱🦗

Community-Curated Modpack., Curseforge, Donations, Economy restrictions, Enhancements, fabric mods, GRASS, Grasshopper, Griefing, Hops, inclusive environment, locked chests, Minecraft, modpacks, Player Base, Ranks, rp, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Vanilla-Inspired Gameplay, Vanilla-like feel, Voting, world border

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Grasshopper SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information	Links
Server IP	grasshopper.mcserv.fun
Discord	discord.gg/eqXNZfMhqV
Modpack	Grasshopper SMP Pack

Overview:

Hop into Grasshopper SMP, a community-driven Fabric Minecraft server where your voice shapes the modpack! Join us and help build an amazing community!

What Makes Grasshopper SMP Special:

Community-Curated Modpack: Regularly updated based on community suggestions.
Vanilla-Inspired Gameplay: Uses Fabric mods for enhancements while maintaining a vanilla-like feel.
Welcoming Community: Passionate about creating a fun and inclusive environment.
Freedom to Play Your Way: No locked chests, economy restrictions, world border, donations, voting, or ranks!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for more information.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the modpack?

A: Absolutely! We encourage community suggestions for mod additions and updates to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to protect against griefing and stealing outside of roleplay scenarios. Our community values respect and cooperation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP provided above or joining our Discord for more information and updates.

EndGoal Minecraft Server

#endgoal, #Intention, achieving goals, aim, AMBITION, aspiration, desired outcome, end goal, final destination, goal achievement, goal attainment, goal oriented, goal planning, goal-driven, goal-oriented mindset, goal-setting, Minecraft, Objective, purpose, reaching goals, Server, Target, ultimate objective

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old goals? Well, look no further because on our server, the end goal is to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks! Why, you ask? Because legend has it that whoever completes this majestic llama monument will be granted the power to control all the llamas in the game and ride them into battle against the evil mobs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for being the ultimate chicken knight!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on wild adventures, crazy challenges, and ridiculous quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

SupermanCraft SMP – QBGamer

athlete, athletic ability, biggest fraud, championship game, Competition, football, fraud, Game Strategy, High School Football, QBGamer, Quarterback, smp, sports, sports commentary, sports debate, sports fans, Sportsmanship, state championship, Superman, SupermanCraft, team player, Underdog, winning mentality

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join us and you might just find yourself teaming up with Superman himself as your quarterback in epic Minecraft football matches. But beware, even with Superman on your team, you still might not be able to win the state championship! Is he the biggest fraud in sports? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay moments.

So if you’re ready to laugh, have a blast, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets about your favorite superheroes, then come join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP today!

CreepyCraft: AITA Edition

adults preying on children, age difference, age is not just a number, aita, controlling behavior, creepy behavior, creepycraft, disagreements, Edition, friendship, ghost character, hyper sexuality, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, long distance friendship, meeting in person, mutual friends, online friends, sexual behavior, Similar Interests, social media, Tension, Trauma

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1896	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you’ll never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Compete against other players to see who can create the most outrageous structures, all while dodging hilarious pranks and traps along the way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Search far and wide for hidden loot, but watch out for the mischievous trolls who will do anything to throw you off track.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you fall for one of our devious pranks, that is).

Blocky Blissville

Achievements, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, good memories, Gratitude, Happiness, humor, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, Pets, positive emotions, success, Sunshine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	551	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are more bananas than a monkey on a pogo stick. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort your milk out your nose (even if you’re not drinking milk).

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the craziest, wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).

CoyoteVsRoadrunnr

ACME, cartoon, cartoon characters, chase, classic cartoon, Clever, comedy, CoyoteVsRoadrunnr, Fast, humor, looney tunes, never give up, perseverance, predator, prey, resilience, Roadrunner, slapstick, Survival, Warner Bros, Wile E. Coyote

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

join our epic minecraft server and you can be as invincible as wile e. coyote! imagine surviving all those crazy explosions and falls just like him. you’ll be unstoppable, just like the roadrunner. but watch out, because you might end up in an endless loop of hilarious fails just like wile e. coyote. come join the fun and see if you can outsmart the roadrunner and finally catch him!