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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9167 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
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