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CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8381
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?

Creeper Cult: Worship the Explosive Power!

belief system, central belief, Community, creeper, Cult, divine connection, enlightenment, Ethics, explosive, FAITH, Higher power, Meaning, morality, new religion, philosophy, power, purpose, Rituals, sacred texts, Self Discovery, spirituality, Transcendence, VALUES, Worship

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	164	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our new religion-themed world!

Join us as we worship the mighty block gods and embark on epic quests to prove our devotion. Sacrifice your diamonds to appease the mighty Creeper God and receive blessings in return. Build majestic temples in honor of the legendary Ender Dragon and gain special powers to conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground cult dedicated to the elusive Herobrine. Join their ranks and uncover hidden treasures and mysterious powers that will make you the envy of all other players.

So come on down to our server and start your journey to Minecraft enlightenment. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft messiah!

CraftyKremlinWarriors

000, 50, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarriors, Defense, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, incentives, international relations, Kremlin, Mercenaries, Military, payment, Propaganda, recruitment drive, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, strategy, ukraine war

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	4099
Animals Bred:	120	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3393
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

are you tired of boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where we pay you £50,000 just for joining! that’s right, we’re so desperate for players that we’re literally giving away money.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we pay you to play, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with sharpness 1000? We got it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got that too.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where we drop anvils on unsuspecting players from the sky. It’s hilarious to watch, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs the Kremlin when you have us?

Regret-FreeCraft

alternative outcomes, being content, Decision making, embracing possibilities, embracing uncertainty, letting go of the past, life philosophy, live without regrets, living fully, living in the present, making choices, mindfulness, moving forward, never consider, no looking back., personal growth, positive mindset, RegretFreeCraft, self improvement, sure way

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO A MILLION PIECES? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF.

WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP OUT DIAMONDS, YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS. AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS THAT GIVE YOU ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS TNT EGGS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, TNT EGGS. JUST IMAGINE THE CHAOS THAT WOULD ENSUE IF YOU HATCHED ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT WHO CARES? YOLO, AMIRITE?

SquidCraft Sunscreen Co.

eco-friendly sunscreen, Environment, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine conservation efforts, marine conservation research, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine research, Melanin, melanin production, natural ingredients, octopus, pigments, researchers, Squid, squidcraft, sunscreen, sustainable skincare, UV protection

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

So, like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the octopus and squid are like, super chill and help make sunscreen? Well, this server is the place for you! Our octopus and squid buddies are like, scientists and stuff, making sure the sunscreen is top-notch and eco-friendly. Plus, they throw the best underwater parties, you won’t want to miss out on that! Join now for a sunscreen-filled adventure like no other!

OctanePvP

Adventure, Artifacts, Bosses, Character, Combat, Exploration, Faction, Factions, homebase.., INVADE, level up, Loot, multiplayer, planet, PvP, Quests, Sandbox, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Victory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2575
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

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VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Account.., banner, Community, description, Gaming, Issue, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Play, Server, tags, VIA DISCORD, video games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Void Armor Forged:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26179