McFluCraft Minecraft Servers

McFluCraft Minecraft Servers

  • McFluCraft Minecraft Server

    McFluCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 5825
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than the bird flu at mcdonald’s is the fun and chaos! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens laying diamonds! seriously, you won’t believe your eyes when you see the shenanigans going on in our world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of mcnuggets. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • V-Recovery Minecraft Server

    V-Recovery Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 4782
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as you are. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in epic treasure hunts, fight off hordes of zombie villagers, and even ride on the backs of flying dragons (yes, you read that right).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Let’s fucking goooooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomCraft: No Thanks Needed

    MomCraft: No Thanks Needed
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 2255
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Potions Brewed: 174 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and constant pressure to have kids while battling stage IV deep infiltrating endometriosis and adenomyosis? Well, have no fear, our Minecraft server is here to provide you with a much-needed escape from reality!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without anyone questioning your life choices. No more nagging about having children or needing to thank your mother for her support – on our server, you are free to be yourself without any judgment.

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden dungeon in the game where you can battle endo monsters and collect rare items to help fund your virtual surgery. Who needs real-life financial support when you can slay virtual beasts for gold?

    So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server out there, where you can leave all your real-life worries behind and just focus on having a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for not thanking your virtual mom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VaginalCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

    VaginalCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 6480
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 22
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4050
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to explore a world where the weirdest thing you’ll find in your inventory is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that shoots fireworks! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Vagina Village, where players can embark on a quest to find the weirdest things ever put in a vagina. From enchanted dildos to magical potions, the possibilities are endless in this wacky village!

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter Vagina Village, you may never want to leave!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeaCraft: Build Your Story!

    SeaCraft: Build Your Story!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 774
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a magical land in the South China Sea where Chinese academics are constructing narratives to defend their maritime claims…but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server and become part of the epic battle for maritime dominance! Build your own underwater kingdom and defend it against rival players trying to steal your precious loot. But beware, the Chinese academics are always watching, ready to swoop in and claim your territory for themselves!

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got hidden treasures, secret caves, and even a giant sea monster lurking in the depths. Will you be brave enough to face the beast and claim its riches for yourself? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of the South China Sea like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by the sea monster, that is. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDementiaCraze

    CraftyDementiaCraze
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 7453
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Dimension Hops: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 51

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da link between building friendships, fighting off creepers, and avoiding dementia risk! we study how being married or single affects your immune system while you battle zombies and skeletons in epic pvp battles! join now to see if your plasma neurodegeneration markers are affected by your social health in this crazy minecraft world! who knew crafting blocks could help prevent dementia? only on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cove-Craft SMP

    Cove-Craft SMP
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 7624
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 New Chunks Explored: 453576
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Cove Craft SMP. A vanilla Minecraft experience on 1.21

    This server is whitelisted and you must apply through our discord channel to join.

    covemc.apexmc.co

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BidenCraft Server

    BidenCraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9364
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Crops Grown: 9618 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    Imagine a world where Joe Biden drops out of the race and is replaced by Jill Biden, creating the ultimate power couple ticket of Biden/Biden. Forget about Kamala, she’s been banished to the shadow realm in this crazy dream scenario.

    With our server, you can build your own White House and create your own political drama. Will you form alliances with other players or start your own political party? The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VacayCraft Minecraft Server

    VacayCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3357
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sitting in a boring hotel room watching TV all day on vacation? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest vacation of your life!

    Picture this: you arrive on our server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to give you a tour of our pixelated paradise. As you explore, you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the beat of a jukebox.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our exclusive “Build Battle Royale” event where you have to build the craziest structure you can think of while dodging flying chickens and exploding sheep. The winner gets a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one tap!

    So why waste your vacation sitting in a boring hotel room when you can join our server and have the time of your life? Pack your virtual bags and come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 1176
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 277 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepy strangers inviting themselves on your European vacation? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is a Rick-free zone! No more awkward encounters with strangers who can’t take a hint.

    Join our server and build your own virtual Airbnb without the fear of unwanted guests showing up uninvited. We promise that no one will demand to know your location “because of anxiety” or refuse to respect your boundaries.

    So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted guests ruining your fun. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBossNoOrdersMC

    NoBossNoOrdersMC
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 5628
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8635 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Star Shards Collected: 74
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 230 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “WFH” policy – that’s right, you can Work From Home in our virtual world! Why waste time commuting to the office when you can mine diamonds and build epic structures from the comfort of your own home?

    Join us and experience the thrill of telling your “direct supervisor” Linda that you’re not coming into the office next week because you’re too busy slaying zombies and exploring the vast landscapes of our server. Who needs to cover for other EAs when you can be the master of your own virtual domain?

    Plus, our server is filled with unique challenges and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Show Linda who’s boss by proving your skills in PvP battles and conquering the toughest dungeons.

    So why wait? Join our server today and escape the office drama for a world of endless possibilities and hilarious antics. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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