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ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

alibi, AVOID, busy, Commitment, cover story, Creative, Deception, dodging, Escape, evading, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, Fabricated, fabricated excuse, fib, fictional, Get out, made up, Mining, OBLIGATION, pretext, RESPONSIBILITY, white lie

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

HebCraft Command Center Strike

Air Force, airstrikes, Beirut, Center, command, command centers, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HebCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military Action, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strike, strikes, Terrorism, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the israel air force strikes hezbollah command centers in beirut EVERY DAY!!! build your own bunker to hide from the airstrikes or join the israeli forces and help take down the terrorists! watch out for exploding creepers that are actually disguised as suicide bombers! join now for a wild and explosive time like no other!

Movie Vacation Fun Land

Adventure, best movies, Cinema, enjoyment, Entertainment, escapism, family time, film, Fun, getaway, holiday, Land, leisure, Movie, movies, quality time, Relaxation, travel, vacation, vacation entertainment, vacation movies, watching movies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got llamas that can do backflips and pigs that can fly. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u just lookin at ’em. plus, our creepers tell the funniest jokes, like seriously, they got a stand-up comedy routine every night.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to another dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil wizards? yea, it’s pretty lit.

oh, and our villagers throw the wildest parties, like u wouldn’t believe. they have dance battles and cake-eating contests, it’s a riot.

so, if u wanna have the time of ur life in minecraft, join our server now and prepare for the most insane adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PancakeCraft: Early Detection Fun

blood-based test, cancer detection methods, cancer diagnosis, cancer research, cancer screening, clinical trials, DETECTION, diagnostic testing., Early, early detection, early-stage detection, experimental blood test, Fun, health technology, healthcare innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical research, oncology, PancakeCraft, Pancreatic cancer, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Tumor Detection, tumor markers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is like the blood test for pancreatic cancer, but for minecraft, ya know? it’s like, super effective at finding all the cool stuff you need to survive and thrive in the game. like, it can detect diamonds and rare loot chests like nobody’s business. join this server if you wanna be a minecraft pro, cuz it’s like, 71% better than any other server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join the fun and let’s mine our way to victory together!

Cherry Block: The Most Fruitful Server Ever! Join Now for Some Berry Fun! 1.21.1 Crossplay

1.21.1, Adventure, balance, Bedrock Port, berry, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, collaboration, Community, crossplay, Discord, Experience, Fruitful, Fun, gameplay, golden rule, Griefing, HACKING, Join, key details, Modded, Operational, quality of life, Server, server ip, smp, stealing, Tweaks, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Cherry Block Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Server Availability	Almost 24/7 operational

Introduction:

Step into a world where collaboration and camaraderie flourish, immersing yourself in a vibrant and welcoming community. Unleash an unparalleled gameplay experience, meticulously tailored with premium quality of life modifications. Curated features from the Vanilla Tweaks mod strike the perfect balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft. Embark on your extraordinary journey today, exclusively on Cherry Block!

Philosophy:

Embrace the Golden Rule: Treat others as you wish to be treated.
No room for griefing or stealing.
Zero tolerance for hacking or cheating.

Join our vibrant community, thriving since 2019, on Discord. Let’s create unforgettable memories together!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Cherry Block?	Cherry Block is a Minecraft server with enhanced gameplay features and a welcoming community.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no room for griefing or stealing on Cherry Block.
Are hacking and cheating tolerated?	No, there is zero tolerance for hacking or cheating on the server.
How long has the community been active?	The community has been thriving since 2019.
How can I join the server?	Connect to cherryblock.org with the Bedrock Port 25565 to join the server.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

American society, asian women, attractive, Beautiful, DESIRED, geriatric, ghetto wastelands, highest-status males, intcels, Minecraft, niggas, Palace, PIXEL, pro athletes, Server, travis kelce, unfuckable Jews, white billionaires, white wives, white women, wiggers

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	9130	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there! Join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and conquering with the most desired and beautiful white women on the planet!

Our server is filled with pro athletes who have white wives, proving that white women are the ultimate prize. Forget about those unfuckable Jews or geriatric billionaires with Asian women, our server is where the real action is at!

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show the world that white women are the true queens of Minecraft!

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

ALARM, ALERT, CODE RED, countdown, Crisis, critical situation, danger, DEADLINE, emergency, emergency response, high alert, imminent threat, Minecraft, PRESSURE, red, smp, stress, The Clock is Ticking, time is of the essence, time running out, time-sensitive, Urgency, urgent situation., Warning

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	4772	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

BroCraft: NoCharity4Bro – Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, Allergy, anaphylactic shock, autism, Bars, braces, brocraft, charity case, Drunk, epi pens, Exploitation, forgiveness, Medical Equipment, Minecraft, narcissist, NoCharity4Bro, pick me, prescription meds, racist, Server, social anxiety, social cues, spectrum, Teammate, Videos

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ores Mined:	1425	Dimension Hops:	5
New Chunks Explored:	418470	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any toxic teammates stealing your epi pens!

Join us and leave behind the pick-me, racist, and narcissistic players of the past. Our server is a safe space for all, where you won’t have to worry about anyone exploiting your brother’s quirks for their own amusement.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures and fun times. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not drama!

MilliMinecraftSMPRich!

asset allocation, budgeting, charitable donations, dream home, Estate Planning, financial advisor, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Inheritance, Investment, legacy planning, Long-term goals, luxury lifestyle, MilliMinecraftSMPRich, million dollars, philanthropy, retirement planning, savings, travel the world, wealth management

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

If you inherited a million dollars on our Minecraft SMP, you could finally afford to buy that diamond armor you’ve been eyeing in the virtual marketplace! Imagine strutting around spawn in your blinged-out gear, flexing on all the other players who are still rocking leather armor. Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a secret billionaire who will reward the richest player with a real-life mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start grinding for that sweet, sweet pixelated cash!

BlockyBoys: No Lack of Diamonds

arrogance, bad hygiene, biggest turnoff, BlockyBoys, controlling behavior, DATING, deal breakers, diamonds, dishonesty, Disrespect, guy, immaturity, Insecurity, lack, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, Negativity, poor communication, red flags, relationships, self-centeredness, unattractive behavior

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of guys who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with master builders who can create entire cities out of pixelated blocks! Join us and find your perfect blocky match who knows how to impress with their redstone skills and diamond armor. Say goodbye to guys who can’t even find their way out of a cave, and hello to players who can conquer the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind their back. Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you see what our players can do in the world of Minecraft!