TendieMcSlopTrannies Minecraft SMP Madness

madness, fuck, meat, controversial food, Dinner

Are you tired of dealing with tendie-loving, McDonald’s-slop-eating trannies on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about the ribs, baby! We’ve got a full day’s worth of protein just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Join us for the most meat-tastic Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Who needs tendies when you can have ribs for days? Come join us and feast like a king (or queen, we don’t discriminate) on the most delicious virtual ribs you’ve ever tasted. It’s a meat lover’s paradise, and you won’t want to miss out!

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Old McDonald had an arcaneSMP, E-I-E-I-O! On this server, we have fun and play, E-I-E-I-O!

Head Database, minecraft community, muted server, Armored Elytra, Server Experience

arcaneSMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to arcaneSMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

arcaneSMP is a server where you can chill and play Minecraft with new and old friends. It is a Whitelisted Minecraft Community with a vanilla-based server along with quality of life plugins/data-packs.

Quick Access Links:

Shopping District & Community:

Our server has a bustling shopping district where players can set up their shops and be part of the community.

What does arcaneSMP have?

Friendly Staff

Friendly Community

Shopping District for all players

Whitelist

CoreProtect

BlueMap

Client Sided Structure Looting

Personal Phantom Toggle

Decorative Head Database

Simple Voice Chat

How does whitelisting work?

Once you join the Discord Server, you will be sent to our how-to-join channel where you can find the application to whitelist. Whitelists are removed at the end of every season, but you can request to be re-whitelisted for the new season.

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Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!

Farmtastic, Join, McDonald, smp, Today

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TraphouseSMP
Description	BRAND NEW SMP SERVER just opened today! Very welcoming, chill grind, laid back SMP. Completely vanilla with cool plugins like a Discord feature for added fun. Come join us!
IP Address	traphousesmp.xyz
DISCORD	Join our Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is completely vanilla with some added plugins for enhanced gameplay.
What can I do on the server?	You can enjoy a chill SMP experience, build, explore, and interact with other players. The Discord feature adds an extra level of fun!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. Check them out on our Discord server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Of course! We encourage you to bring your friends along for the adventure on TraphouseSMP.

McCrafty McMadness: Build, Battle, and Burgers!

Big mac, BURGERS, Indulgent, BUILD, Happy Meal

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant McDonald’s burgers and fries. But that’s not all! You can ride on a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every hour, a dragon made out of cheese swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a unicorn as a pet!

So come join our server and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BUFFolfo’s Epic Minecraft Server

BUFFolfo apparel, BUFFolfo clothing, BUFFolfo memorabilia, Server, BUFFolfo accessories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the ordinary and hello to BUFFolfo!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a good time. Need a break from mining? How about participating in our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have llamas that can sprint faster than a speeding bullet!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Buffolfo, a half-buffalo, half-wolf creature that roams the land protecting players from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it, if you can tame the Buffolfo, you’ll gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join BUFFolfo today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing chickens – they’re known to throw epic parties that last for days!

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PalacePurgeCraft

government overthrow, Democracy, south america, PROTESTS, Evo Morales

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only coups happening are when someone steals your diamonds! Our players are like soldiers, storming the virtual palace to claim their loot and build the craziest bases you’ve ever seen!

Join us for non-stop action and adventure as you navigate through treacherous biomes and battle against mobs that are more ruthless than any dictator. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a rebellious army fighting for freedom and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you conquer, build, and survive in the most insane Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HideNSeekBossCopz

Pursuit, challenge, secret boss, Suspense, hide and go seek

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin. if u can like, survive long enough in hide and go seek, u can unlock the secret final boss. and guess what? it’s the police. yep, u heard me right. the police gonna come after u in minecraft. ain’t that just bananas? so come join us and see if u got what it takes to take on the ultimate challenge. but beware, the police ain’t messin around. they gonna bring the heat and try to take u down. so come on, join the fun and see if u can survive the madness.

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VitaCraft: Die Faster, Live Funnier

study period, Analysis, Die, findings, live longer

so, like, u know how u take those daily multivitamins thinkin ur gonna live forever? well, turns out they actually make u more likely to die! crazy, right? but don’t worry, we got the solution for u – join our minecraft server and u’ll be immortal! like, seriously, u won’t die in the game or in real life. it’s like a magic potion but in minecraft form. so come join us and live forever in blocky paradise!

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PortalCraft

Skywars, LifeSteal, Feed The Beast, Creative, MCMMO

Welcome to PortalCraft, where the boundaries of Minecraft are shattered. Embark on epic adventures through dimensional portals, conquer formidable bosses, and uncover the mysteries of the multiverse. Be among the first to shape the future of this expanding realm!

s1125016.csrv.pl

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Aligned

Twist, LifeSteal, kill, Survival, Positive

Basicly this is a survival server with a twist, every kill you get a random positive/remove a negative potion effect and every death you get a random negative or you loose on of your positive

Aligned.minehut.gg

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Mcdonald