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  • McCrafty SMP: What’s your general view of McNuggets? How often do…

    McCrafty SMP: What’s your general view of McNuggets? How often do…

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    Do you love McDonald’s so much that you dream of building your own golden arches in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride of burger-flipping, fry-cooking, and milkshake-making madness.

    Our server is a magical place where every block is made of McNuggets and every tree grows Big Macs. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the McFlurry machine, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of Happy Meal toys.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly build competitions where the theme is always “McDonald’s Monstrosities”. Imagine a giant Filet-O-Fish with legs, or a Chicken McNugget castle complete with a ketchup moat. The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on this culinary adventure and let your love for McDonald’s shine bright like a golden french fry. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Big Mac?

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • McCrafty McMahon’s Minecraft Server

    McCrafty McMahon’s Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Triple H running the show? Want some real excitement and drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got crazier storylines than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us and witness the epic battles between Vince and Triple H as they fight for control of the server. Who will come out on top? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come on down and join the madness, because things are about to get wild!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • McCrafty McMadness: Build, Battle, and Burgers!

    McCrafty McMadness: Build, Battle, and Burgers!

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant McDonald’s burgers and fries. But that’s not all! You can ride on a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave made entirely out of rainbow blocks.

    But wait, there’s more! Every hour, a dragon made out of cheese swoops down from the sky and challenges players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a unicorn as a pet!

    So come join our server and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AssCraft: Not Vegan-friendly!

    AssCraft: Not Vegan-friendly!

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    join our epic minecraft server where eating ass is considered a vegan activity! we have a whole ass-eating competition every saturday where the winner gets a diamond sword! plus, our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure if you offer it a sacrifice of cooked porkchops. come join the fun and see if you can survive the ass-eating madness!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MeowCraft: Magnesium Mix-Up

    MeowCraft: Magnesium Mix-Up

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    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, dietary magnesium stabilizes CKD in older cats. and like, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server that cares about our feline friends, amirite? like, we got cats running around everywhere, helping u mine and build stuff. it’s like a cat paradise up in here.

    plus, we got this crazy story about how the server was built on the ruins of an ancient cat civilization. legend has it that the cats used to rule the land, until they were betrayed by the evil dog overlords. now, it’s up to you to help the cats reclaim their rightful place as rulers of the server.

    so come on, join us and be a part of this epic adventure. help the cats defeat the dogs and restore peace to the land. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. free pizza. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the cat revolution begin! meow! 🐱🍕🔥

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GG SMP: Where your diamonds are mature, but your jokes are not. 1.21 Java/Bedrock only!

    GG SMP: Where your diamonds are mature, but your jokes are not. 1.21 Java/Bedrock only!

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    Grownup Gamers Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Welcome to Grownup Gamers! GG is a mature and fun Minecraft server community for older gamers. We offer a friendly, supportive environment for players to enjoy vanilla survival gameplay, events, and more. Join us for a chill and welcoming gaming experience!


    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Who can join the server? Players must be 18 and above, with a focus on a mature player base of gamers in their 30s and 40s.
    What kind of server is it? We host a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival server, with occasional fun party game events.
    Do you have Discord integration? Yes, players are required to link their Minecraft and Discord accounts for seamless integration and live game chat.
    Is there support for Java/Bedrock compatibility? Yes, with Geyser, players can enjoy seamless play sessions between Java and Bedrock simultaneously.
    What kind of community atmosphere can I expect? We offer a friendly, helpful, and supportive community with zero tolerance for negativity or drama towards any player.
    Do you have a creative server? Yes, we have a creative server with the same seed as our survival world for planning and building projects.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server, submit a whitelist ticket after reading the rules, and get added to the whitelist to start playing!

    Discord link: https://discord.gg/3CnC5wqrjr

    DynMap link: http://dynmap.grownupgamers.life/

    Website: http://grownupgamers.life/

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Pals Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical world of our server. He’ll teach you how to ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and even dance with dancing creepers at our weekly block party!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal luck in the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SMPBalkCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience!

    SMPBalkCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience!

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or getting pranked by our resident prankster who loves to fill your house with llamas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds whenever you feed it a golden carrot. Trust us, you’ll want to get in on that action.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our insane Minecraft SMP!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

    SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from pushy in-laws and overwhelming responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can bother you!

    Imagine a world where you can control everything, from the layout of your kitchen to the color of the sky. No more unexpected visitors booking flights without asking, just pure freedom to create and explore at your own pace.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can finally take a break from the madness of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Don’t be the a-hole who misses out on this epic adventure – join us now and let the stress melt away!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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