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PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Star Shards Collected:	122	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	132	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8730	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

MainCharTVWars

action, Beloved, best, Character development, comedy, Drama, fan favorite, Favorite, Hero, iconic, Lead role, Main character, MainCharTVWars, memorable, Mystery, Popular, Protagonist, series, television, tv show

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

airport policy, airport procedures, airport screening, airport security, body search, discrimination, gender confirmation, gender discrimination, Gender Identity, girl, girl’s rights, Harassment, HUMAN RIGHTS, identity verification, LGBTQ, personal dignity, privacy violation, Prove, security protocol, strip search, StripCraft, teenager, transgender rights, Youre

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Quirky Quercetin Quest

agricultural science, Agricultural Technology, antioxidant capacity, antioxidant response, flavonoid metabolism, flavonoid synthesis, grape seedlings, nitrogen application, nitrogen metabolism, nitrogen regulation, plant growth, plant health, plant nutrition, plant physiology, plant research, Plant stress response, Quercetin, Quest, quirky, salt stress, stress tolerance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Enchantments Applied:	106	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna chill in minecraft and plant some grapes and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz it has grape seedlings that are like supercharged with nitrogen and antioxidants and flavonoids and all dat good stuff.

like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.

join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.