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GodCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

🤣 Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling abandoned and alone? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, God himself will never leave you nor forsake you! That’s right, you’ll have the Almighty watching over you as you build, mine, and survive in this crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have divine protection, but you’ll also have the chance to reap some epic rewards if you don’t faint from all the excitement. Just imagine the treasures waiting for you in due season!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where miracles happen and the only limit is your imagination. And remember, on this server, even the creepers are afraid of God’s wrath! 😂🙏🏼🔥

StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

BBC, BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation), big black cock, British, British women, controversial, defiance, ethnicity, Identity, Israel support, love, nationalism, pride, Provocative, Race, Sexuality, smp, Statement, Stereotypes, StraightOuttaMinecraft, Superiority, Unapologetic

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	118	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

DeafCrafters Unite!

anxiety, autism suspicion, awkward situation, bus etiquette, bus incident, Confrontation, DeafCrafters, disability, elderly respect, FAKING, faking disability, hearing impairment, offering seats, Panic, panic response, public transportation, respect for elderly, social anxiety, social awkwardness, Social Interaction, unite

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1715	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3057	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

civil rights, CraftyVoterFraudFun, Democracy, democratic principles, election integrity, electoral fraud, electoral justice, Electoral Process, electoral transparency., federal felony, government accountability, legal accountability, political corruption, political reform, US Congress, voter disenfranchisement, voter fraud, voter manipulation, voter registration, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomatic, Duty, Hamas, HamasCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, Justice, killing, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Political, punish, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tehran, Tensions

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Void Gems Collected:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Votes:	6300
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

chic, classic, clothing, Cycle, fashion, fashion cycle, fashion evolution, fashion history, fashion trend, Outfit, personal style, Repetitive, Retro, same, Style, Timeless, trend, trendy, TrendyCraft2020, vintage, Wardrobe

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1364	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

amphibians, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal pheromones, chemical communication, courtship rituals, evolutionary biology, frog species, FrogFingerLoveCraft, male poison frogs, mating, mating signals, pheromones, Rainforest, Reproduction, reproductive success, scent glands, scent signals, tropical frogs, wildlife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

black magic, Cute anime witches, Discussion about why witches are great, Enchantresses, fantasy creatures, Halloween, ITT, magical beings, Minecraft, occult, Pretty anime witches, Server, sorcery, spellcasting, Supernatural, Wicca, witchcraft, witches, Witches doing witchery, Witches flying on brooms, Witches with big hats

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!