McBrayer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Avoidance Server: Where Even Creepers Can’t Find You /b/

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Chores, Confrontation, Crafty, CREEPERS, Decision making, distractions, escapism, fear, Find, mental health, procrastination, productivity, responsibilities, School, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, Server, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the mundane! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken, or battle it out in PvP arenas where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake (not real cake, unfortunately).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever! Who needs reality when you have a world where pigs fly and chickens wear bling?

Blocky Breakups: Moving On in Minecraft

acceptance, Beloved, biboo, blocky, Breakups, Cancelling, Community, Emotional healing, gawr gura, Girlfriend, HEARTBREAK, koseki bijou, learning to move on, letting go, love, MEMBERSHIP, Minecraft, Moving, moving forward, Opinions, streaming, Support, Thoughts, unsubscribing

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	534888
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of feeling empty inside after Gawr Gura left a hole in your heart? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to fill that void with Koseki Bijou! She’s like the girlfriend who knows she’s not as perfect as your ex, but loves you all the same. Join our server and say goodbye to Gawr Gura, because Koseki Bijou is here to stay!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find love and companionship on our server, but you’ll also embark on insane adventures and quests that will make you question reality itself. From battling dragons to building giant monuments, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Cancel your membership to Gawr Gura and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the comment section below, where the fun never ends!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creepers Roam and Players Gnome! LOL

anticipation, anxiety, apprehension, Chaos, concern, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, doubt, Expectations, fear, Future, Gnome, lol, Mystery, nervousness, Players, Questioning, roam, Surprise, Suspense, trepidation, uncertainty, unease, unknown, worry

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, literally! Our server is home to a magical glitch that causes all pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and conquer the skies!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Get ready to boogie down with these groovy camelids and learn their secret llama dance moves.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the zombie pigmen have formed a synchronized swimming team and perform daily water ballet shows for all to enjoy. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – as long as you don’t interrupt their routine!

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky wonders that await you. Who knows what other crazy surprises you’ll encounter along the way? Join now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

LOLcraft: The Future is NOW!

aggression, American troops, American weapons, Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, escalation, Future, Global, Happening, International, LolCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, prediction, Prophecy, turkey, TURMOIL, War, ww3

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than a turkey attacking American troops with American weapons in the Middle East? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got turkeys armed to the beak with diamond swords ready to start WW3 in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of turkey shenanigans. Who knew gobblers could be so dangerous? Join now before the feathers start flying!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventure is written in the stars! Join now for epic quests and battles!

Advanced Quest, Adventure, Battles, Campaign, Drop Rates, Epic, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, FateCraft, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, FGO Raw Database, FGO x Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Join, Learning with Manga, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, NA General, News, Quests, Rateups, Servant Info, Stars, summon, The Floating Island of Innocents, Water Monsters Crisis, Written

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and advanced quests that will make your head spin!

Imagine a world where you can summon water monsters to fight by your side, just like in Fate/Grand Order! And don’t even get me started on the Water Monsters Crisis – it’s a battle like no other, set on a floating island of innocents!

But that’s not all – we have a special campaign where you can learn with manga and collaborate with FGO characters in ways you never thought possible! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this excitement and more?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JawlineCraft: Where Even Pixelated Players Can Have Perfect Jawlines!

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, evolutionary biology, facial features, genetics, hookup culture, Insecurities, jawline genetics, JawlineCraft, Jawlines, Masculinity, masculinity norms, perfect, physical appearance, pixelated, Players, relationships, self esteem, self worth, sexual attraction, societal expectations, societal standards

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of being judged by your jawline in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, jawlines are irrelevant! In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique facial features, no matter how non-optimal they may be.

Join us and experience a world where jawlines don’t matter and everyone is free to express themselves however they please. Who needs a chiseled jaw when you can build epic structures and conquer the virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of players who have transcended the need for jawlines altogether. Legend has it that they possess unimaginable powers and can build jaw-dropping creations with just a flick of their wrist.

So why waste your time worrying about your jawline when you could be exploring a world where anything is possible? Join our server today and leave your jawline woes behind!

LOLcraft: Lucky Star Edition

Anime, anime girl’s, best friends, comedy, COSPLAY, Edition, friendship, Gaming, high school, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, LolCraft, luckier girls, Lucky, lucky charms, Lucky Star, Manga, Otaku, pair, school life, slice of life, star

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5037
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of being unlucky in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a pair of luckier girls who will bring you all the good fortune you need! These girls have been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, and just being in their presence will increase your chances of finding diamonds by 1000% (results may vary). Join our server now and bask in the glow of these lucky ladies as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to have luck on your side – join us today!

FraudCraft: Where Liberals Can Practice Their Election Shenanigans and Build Their Corrupt Empires

Accountability, BUILD, challenge, Cheating, Competition, control, corrupt, Corruption, Deception, Democracy, dishonesty, election, election fraud, Empires, Fairness, FraudCraft, fraudulence, game on, Liberals, Manipulation, Politics, power, Practice, Shenanigans, strategy, Tactics, Voting

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you a liberal looking to hone your election fraud skills? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can practice your shady tactics in a virtual world! Build your own voting machines, manipulate the results, and see if you can outsmart your opponents. Who needs real politics when you can rule the virtual world with your deceitful ways? Join now and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, the only thing we take seriously is winning…no matter the cost!

LatinoCraft: Where Latinus and his crew build epic blocky empires!

Ancient civilization, ancient mythology, blocky, Born, BUILD, concubine, CREW, divine lineage, Empires, Epic, eponym, Herakles, Hyperborean, Latin culture, Latin heritage, LatinoCraft, Latinus, leader of the Latins, legendary hero, legendary leader, Myth, mythical origin, mythological ancestry, mythological figure, Nordic, Prisoner

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	4180	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, Latinus himself was born from Herakles and his Hyperborean prisoner/concubine! That’s right, we can into nordics and all kinds of crazy mythology. Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a whole lot of WTF moments. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty AF Server: Where we don’t need fancy announcements to kick butt & mine diamonds!

action, Adventure, Announcements, butt, Challenging, Combat, Crafty, diamonds, dont, Fancy, FANTASY, FIREBALLS, Gaming, INTENSE, kick, no fancy announcement, no stupid speech, offscreen, RPG, Screen, Server, strategy, sucker punch, surprise attack, TEAM, Thrilling, unexpected, video games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about fancy announcements or boring speeches, we like to keep things interesting here. Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a dozen fireballs come out of nowhere and obliterate half of your team. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, we appear on screen and sucker punch you for good measure. Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have this level of insanity?