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ListCraft: Where blocks come in ranked order

academics, american history, blocks, Countries, culture, curriculum, education, eras, facts, INFORMATION, knowledge, learning, ListCraft, lists, memorization, Order, presidents, ranked, society, States, Students, study, study habits, united states, world history

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9325	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	9235
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of lists! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. We have a list of every block in Minecraft – Yes, you heard that right! Want to know what block comes after Diamond Ore? We got you covered.

2. We have a list of every mob in the game – From Creepers to Endermen, we know them all. And we even have a ranking of the cutest mobs (spoiler alert: it’s the Pigs).

3. We have a list of every player who has ever joined our server – You could be immortalized in our Hall of Fame! Who wouldn’t want that kind of recognition?

4. We have a list of the craziest Minecraft stories – Like the time a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. True story.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of our epic list-loving community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret list of hidden treasures in Minecraft. Only one way to find out!

Bonner’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join now for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious moments. Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it? True story, he once built a giant statue of a diamond pickaxe just to show off!

And if you’re worried about things getting too intense, don’t worry. Our server is so safe that even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare set foot on it. Seriously, he tried once and ended up getting pranked by a group of friendly villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: No Googling Allowed

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	703
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers exploding around you! But whatever you do, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do!

Join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter as you explore our vast world filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing llamas, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds (and maybe a few surprises too)!

Our community is like no other, filled with friendly players who are always up for a challenge – whether it’s building a giant potato statue or defeating the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot (yes, it’s been done).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a mind-blowing, hilarious, and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, Don’t google Codex Pajeet II – unless you’re feeling brave!

WifeCraft: Because She’s a Diamond in the Rough!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the sheep are so cool, they should be at 2 millie by now! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-spewing pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against a giant zombie with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mines Excavated:	1841
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.