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KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7182
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	220	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

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Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ores Mined:	3570
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

Adelaide, Ain, Babysitting, blocked, Boundaries, casual worker, child care, ChildcareCraft, Communication, Conflict, family, family dynamics, Manipulation, nephew, Niece, partner visa, Siblings, UNFAIR, Unpaid, unpaid childminding, unpaid leave, work shifts

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

#classified information, buried truth, concealed past, confession, confidential disclosure, covert confession, darkest secret, hidden shame, Hidden Truth, Inner Demons, intimate disclosure, personal revelation, private revelation, private thoughts, Secrets, SecretSMP, skeletons in the closet, suppressed feelings, undisclosed guilt, undisclosed information., untold story, whats

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ores Mined:	7388
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	5090
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

LebCraft: War of the Blocks

blocks, Ceasefire, Conflict, extremist group, foreign intervention, Former PM, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, Hijacked, Israel, Lebanese government, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military aggression, political instability, power struggle, proxy war, regional tensions, sectarian violence, Terrorism, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	138
Farms Harvested:	795	Emeralds Found:	4671

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

Accountability, consequences, Crime Prevention, Deterrence, Ethics, fair, Fairness, Justice, Legal System, morality, personal vendettas, Prevention, punishment, punishment consequences, punishment debate, punishment effectiveness, punishment fairness, punishment justification, punishment philosophy, punishment theory, Punishments, Retribution, societal norms, Vendettas

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!