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MineCraftyClearSkin

acne free, Beauty Tips, clean eating, clear complexion, dermatologist recommended, diet and nutrition, exercise routine, glowing skin, healthy skin, holistic approach., hormonal balance, hydration, lifestyle habits, MineCraftyClearSkin, natural remedies, self-care, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, sleep quality, Stress Management

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrikes, Beirut, Beirut bombings, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israeli, Israeli attacks, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Server, sonic booms, Speech, Tension, Unrest, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have more explosions than Beirut on a bad day! Our server is so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are giving speeches here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane battles, and non-stop action. Our server is like a warzone, but in a fun way! Plus, we have the best loot drops this side of the blocky universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

RedstoneSpy69

CASE, Guilt, RedstoneSpy69, Reports, Russian-American, state media, Treason, WOMAN

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Votes:	9580	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	8430

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. like, who even knew chickens could talk, right?

and, like, the best part is that there’s this giant volcano in the middle of the map that erupts every hour on the hour. you gotta be quick to escape the lava flow, but if you make it out alive, you get a special prize like a flying pig or a rainbow unicorn.

so, like, if you’re down for some wild adventures and non-stop laughs, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

MoniCraft: UBI Edition

Board Game, capitalism, economic fairness, economic inequality, Economic simulation, economic system, Edition, financial literacy, game night, income disparity, income distribution, income equality, MoniCraft, monopoly, social equality, social justice, social mobility, ubi, Universal Basic Income, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution, wealth gap, wealth redistribution

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this, like, totally rad minecraft server and u start off with, like, a bunch of diamonds and stuff. it’s, like, the capital-driven Monopoly board game but, like, everyone starts off with a socially equal Universal Basic Income. u can, like, build the most epic houses and stuff with all the diamonds u start off with. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the server was created by a group of unicorns who wanted to spread peace and love through minecraft. so, like, join now and be part of this wild adventure!

CannabisCraft420

Alternative Medicine, Cancer, cancer treatment, Cannabis, CannabisCraft420, health, Healthcare, holistic healing, journal, legalization, medical marijuana, Medical Studies, medicinal plants, natural remedies, oncology, plant medicine, research, scientific research, Therapy, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	413462	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

yo, dis server be like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. we got so much weed, even the cancer journal be writin’ about it! join us and get high on life while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombie mobs. we got so much green, you’ll think you in a jungle biome. come join da party and let’s blaze it up, minecraft style!

————> ROCity Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, ROCity, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

The owner of the server “————gt ROCity” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

188.127.241.249:25942

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Armed Forces of Ukraine, CraftyUkrainians, equipment explorer, FPV drone strike, Gur, intel, KA-52, Kursk region, Maps, Mi-28 helicopter, Minecraft, russian federation, russian mod, Russian Security Council, Server, Sudzha, Telegram, Tendra Spit, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, visually confirmed losses, White House

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to lead an insurrection in the Russian Federation from the comfort of your own blocky world.

We promise you’ll have more fun than Gerasimov promising Putin to restore control over the state border of the Russian Federation. Plus, where else can you find FPV drone strikes on Russian helicopters and maritime commando raids on Tendra Spit? Only on our server, of course!

Forget about building cute little houses and farms, come join us for a wild ride through the chaos of the Kursk region. Who needs peaceful exploration when you can be a part of the action as Ukrainian forces move 25 km deep into enemy territory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary leader in the midst of insane battles and epic drone strikes. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

CraftySMP: “AlwaysASolution”

AlwaysASolution, CraftySMP, Creative Solutions, determination, finding answers, finding solutions, never give up, never lose hope, optimism, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positive mindset, problem solving, problem solving mindset, problem solving strategies, problem solving techniques, problem-solving skills, resilience, solution, staying positive, thinking outside the box

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through treacherous dungeons, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of rare blocks, the elusive Rainbow Block, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the Land of Llamas, where you can ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle against evil mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember, on our SMP, there is always a solution… even if that solution involves riding a llama into battle while wielding a diamond pickaxe!

Mom’s Gossip Stop – Minecraft Server

Boundaries, drug accusations, Eviction, exhaustion, family drama, family dynamics, financial hardship, gossip, gossiping, homelessness, junk removal, light proof room, long hours, Minecraft, moms, Moving in, rotating shift, Server, shared bathroom, sharing space, sibling conflict, sleeping habits, sound proof room, STOP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama!

Join us and leave behind the financial hardships and gossiping family members. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from all the craziness.

With soundproof and lightproof rooms available, you can sleep peacefully without any interruptions. No more accusations of being on drugs just because of your sleep schedule – on our server, you can sleep as much as you want!

So come join us and leave all the family drama behind. Build your dream world and escape from reality on our Minecraft server – where the only drama is creeper explosions!

WeddingBlockParty

adoption, childhood trauma, color scheme, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Support, parental favoritism, personal boundaries, sibling jealousy, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, social expectations, special treatment, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingBlockParty

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Potions Brewed:	78	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

🌟🎮 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any color scheme drama like this crazy wedding story! 🌈💒

👧🏼👧🏻 Join us and escape the sibling rivalry madness! No more tantrums over yellow dresses or purple dresses, just pure gaming fun! 🎮🚀

🏰🔥 Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends without any family drama getting in the way! 🌟💎

🎉🎊 So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 Let’s game on! 🎮🔥