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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1256 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
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So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!