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SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	772
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	221	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2483
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Towns Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	157	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Animals Bred:	99	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	148
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9932
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	2746	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!