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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9546 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9487 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6015 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1229 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!
Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!
